It's one of those things a woman should never ever hear about imo. Cue all the 'Aye, but yoor naw a wummin' jokes
The Littlewoods catalogue, underwear section. You could actually get very good at convincing yerself you could see the shadow of some muff through the panties. And of course, the holy grail, getting given or finding a scud book. Kids have porn too easy these days.
One of my earliest ****s was done while listening to my granny and granda shagging in the room next door
I think it was on Brass Eye or some other Chris Morris show where there was a sketch with him hiding porn in the woods for kids to find. I pissed myself laughing because the first real dorty mag I'd ever seen was some battered hard core f*uck book, all hairy fannies and moustaches. I may have to expand on this thread.
I always used to have a **** while watching the programme Saved By The Bell, the wee cow Kelly Kapowski always got me hard please log in to view this image
I was lucky. I was in The Hunger with Catherine Deneuve and Susan Sarandon and they gave me a shot. Hot, hot, hot and im not talking Big Cook, Little Cook.
