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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by gas, Mar 6, 2012.

  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Tina's tapestry - is that a euphemism for her minge?
     
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  2. RAVENBLACK

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    Yeah but it's still pish when all is said and done.

    I've created better art by spunking through a sieve onto the padded walls of my bedroom.
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Aye. More stitches than the Bayeuax.
     
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  4. gas

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    Considering the space where you go to see art is a space for direct contact between you and the work.Confrontation with art is about a state of awareness, a wake up call-it's about demystifying;it's about the geometrical form of minimalism as an unreasonable example of logical thinking.

    In conclusion you are most probably correct <ok>
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    But where's the juxtaposition? Gotta have juxtaposition or it's not art.
     
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  6. GroveRanger

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    Could we have a photo of the tits juxtaposed with minge?
     
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  7. RAVENBLACK

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    The juxtaposition is that brief moment in time when the rigid and the flaccid member co-exist immediately post full expunging of said spunk.
     
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  8. gas

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    The actual literal meaning of juxtaposition is an act or instance of placing close together or side by side, especially for comparison or contrast.

    This being the case it looks like we all have to get our cocks out again ffs
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Oh, well, if we have to.
     
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  10. Go G YellowScreen

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    Surprise, surprise. The inhabitants of GC think modern art is ****e. <laugh>
     
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  11. Paulie Gualtieri

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  12. Null

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    There's a live installation in Glasgow (South) just now ...

    It has three titles:

    "Dead men walking"

    Or "Deserting a sinking ship"

    Or "Walking Away"
     
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  13. Null

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    God <peepshow>
     
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  14. Cyclonic

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    Anyone remember Piss Christ?
     
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  15. gas

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    With a typical exhibit at the Tate Modern it's hardly suprising.

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  16. Cyclonic

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    It is visually stunning though.
     
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    <laugh>.

    <cloutlikeaknackeredsofa>
     
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  18. gas

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    This ones quite good <ok>

    (I think the bloke in the background is Gambol) <whistle>

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    Gambols the chap behind the door behind the chap<ok>

    <toplurker>
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I was the model for the bloke in the statue. True story.
     
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