The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

English please. Thank You, kindly.

 

What penalties ?

Also United fans don't need to learn humility as we aren't bragging. We are simply laughing at you not Spurs

 

Ooh aarr indeed..


I have kfc smelling ****s today

Thought I'd share that with you

 

Well always intresting to hear tips from the 'pro's'.

 

Hold on, I thought we cheated/intimdated and bribed the ref etc.

 

Congratulations on editing your post you illiterate plastic Scouse twat.

Moving on, Reina will be moving on this summer. There's no way a good goalkeeper like him is going to waste another year of his career mixing with the also rans. I've never rated Barca's keeper, how much do you think Liverpool will get for Reina after he forces a move to Barcelona?

 

That won't be happening to me for a while, I'm on a diet as of today. Got a stone to lose, sick to the back bollocks of not being able to cook properly whilst working away.

 

Edit your signature, no class, it's not clever what Eric did.

 

Don't confuse the twat, he's learning to **** with his left hand today, it's a massive day for him.

 

Difficult to say, try switching to easy mode, and try 4-3-3. Always been succesful with that tactic.

 

Can someone translate that to English from plastic Scouse ******ish. Thanks in advance.

 

Yeah it is, the scrote deserved it.

 

Well, personally don't condone violence. But, hey ho, each to there own.

 

Dude, just a heads up for the next time you're criticising someone's English. The above is barely legible.




I think Eric did the football world a favour that day. I also think that some fans are due it again.

 

Ok, come clean, who has upset this Scouser now?

I've had a quick skim of the posts and it's all there. Bitterness, wallowing, anger, conspiracy - the usual stuff.

So despite Ferguson acknowledging Norwich and Tottenham where the better team, we need to be more humble. Right gotcha.

The part about a legal goal disallowed and two stonewall penalties is classic Monday AM Scouse Bitterness

 

Oh dear.. Why don't you just go to some circuits classes.. Must be some where your working!?

My knee is giving me jip from circuits but its all good..

 

Or try a man way of exercising, like boxing, or football.

 

We weren't supposed to beat Spurs. It's ****ed his weekend right up, worse than them getting beat by Arsenal.

 

Arsenal beating Liverpool was damn funny though.

Liverpool are the footballing equivalent of the wolf out of the '3 little pigs' tale. Except that all the piggies houses are made of bricks, so Liverpool huff and puff, but they can't blow jack **** over. So they just bitch and moan about it instead. It's a modern take on an old classic.

The look on Reina's face when Van Persie caught that volley. You can just tell he isn't used to facing shots or moments of skill like that in training with Kuyt, Carroll and Suarez.

 

I'm going to. Got the squash on a Tuesday sorted, will do one circuits sesh a week and may try to force myself into one beach run a week, as much as I ****ing hate that.