1. When in doubt dive 2. Kick them off the park 3. Always whinge to the ref 4. Always plead for a pen even if you weren't touched 5. Try and get their players sent off 6. Elbow them whilst going for a header 7. When diving in the box make it look like an oscar award 8. When fouled make it look like you were shot. 9. If you get beaten on the ball drop anyway you may get a foul 10. If all else fails keep whinging to the linesman
well thank you mate, when the skunks come on tonight with their biased views, they will get both barrels, not even bothered if i get banned, im going for the bastards
Roger, judging by your list and after watching the game today, the Scum got 10 out of 10. Gold star from their teacher today for being a cheating bunch of twats
to be fair thats a list of the downfalls of modern football. Every team seems to do it and it is so much worse when you see your own team do it. 1. When in doubt dive - Suarez, Bale, Ronaldo. Even the best do it, its still disgusting though but with so much on the line in todays football, people will always do it. 2. Kick them off the park - Thats a given in any derby game, old school football, its the ref who ruins it by dishing yellows out constantly. 3. Always whinge to the ref - a downfall of modern football. Though its ironic you say that against us when Cattermole took it to a new level. Even though i agree with him 4. Always plead for a pen even if you weren't touched - one of the worst things in football. made me sick watching it today, only 1 had a chance, o sheas handball but would have been harsh 5. Try and get their players sent off 6. Elbow them whilst going for a header - Happens all the time, you put your arms out to balance when you jump. Its sometimes unavoidable. 7. When diving in the box make it look like an oscar award -nobody dived today, the fell and appealed when there was no grounds to call a foul. 8. When fouled make it look like you were shot - Mr T let the side down today with that. It was bullshit, i hate watching it and hes gone down in my estimations. 9. If you get beaten on the ball drop anyway you may get a foul - we got beaten on the ball on very few occassions today so not sure where you're coming from 10. If all else fails keep whinging to the linesman - also didnt see this so cant comment.
