Jesus was a hermaphrodite

A FEMINIST theologian has stoked controversy by publishing a paper arguing that Jesus might have been a hermaphrodite.

Dr Susannah Cornwall claimed that it is “simply a best guess” that Jesus was male.
Her comments, which are bound to provoke fury in some quarters, were published in response to the ongoing debate about women bishops in the Church of England.
Dr Cornwall, of Manchester University’s Lincoln Theological Institute, describes herself on her blog as specialising in: “Research and writing in feminist theology, sexuality, gender, embodiment, ethics and other fun things like that.”

In her paper “Intersex & Ontology, A Response to The Church, Women Bishops and Provision”, she argues that it is not possible to know “with any certainty” that Jesus did not suffer from an intersex condition, with both male and female organs.

In an extraordinary paper she says: “It is not possible to assert with any degree of certainty that Jesus was male as we now define maleness.

“There is no way of knowing for sure that Jesus did not have one of the intersex conditions which would give him a body which appeared externally to be unremarkably male, but which might nonetheless have had some “hidden” female physical features.”

Dr Cornwall argues that the fact that Jesus is not recorded to have had children made his gender status “even more uncertain”.

She continues: “We cannot know for sure that Jesus was male – since we do not have a body to examine and analyse – it can only be that Jesus’ masculine gender role, rather than his male sex, is having to bear the weight of all this authority.”

 

Jesus might have been a woMAN because no one ever seen him naked





Who are these people?

 

These flimsy lightweight no-marks with these said educations and bird brained theories will be the death of this country..

oh & give clever women a bad name

 

A perfect example of the fact that being educated doesn't necessarily equal being intelligent

 

Introducing Feminist Jesus

Thou Shalt Pay For All The Expenses Of Thy Female Relatives and Wife/Girlfriend, And Do Everything They Sayeth

I'd rather go to Hell

 

Really

She got out the kitchen long enough to type this?

Ok

Jesus was an amphibian

He could breath under water instead of walking on it

There is no evidence to say otherwise

Pulitzer baby

 

And Mohammed was a *****...so what.
Who the **** cares about religion anyway these days?

 

Jesus wept.

 

Moses crept, and Joseph slept with Mary.

 

I think he might actually have been a whale dressed as a human - I guess we will never know.

 

Next they'll be telling us he was black.

 

Because someone said he looked fat

 

If you look at the pictures of him on the cross he probably had quite a small cock as it wasn't showng through that tiny loin cloth. So he definitely wasn't black.

 

Was Jesus a dolphin? Is this how he pulled off the 'walking on water' stunt?

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Medro is Gerry Adams, there's no evidence that he isn't...

 

No he didn't - he pulled 250 live blue fin tuna out of his mother's vagina.