The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

I'm only replying as my name was mentioned a couple of times. Sort of like Candyman !

 

Yes, i'm not.


Notice how everyone else has ****ed off now you're here?

Do likewise.

 

Scott Parker is captain tonight for England.. Top choice in my opinion. Not sure I will be watching as am meant to be circuit training tonight..

 

some previously unseen footage from the carling cup final

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I know a few estate agents who swear by circuit training and fine wines

 

What you saying douche?

 

that's made me chuckle..

 

I saw that last night SAF. Funny as fu.k

 

In English please. That word may be a racist remark

 

what the **** are you saying? You spunk bucket?

 

I've never had any spunk deposited anywhere near my bucket

 

Morning folks.

 

Brilliant

 

cracking

 

Good choice. No doubt the media will create some spin in him being suspended domestically and for this to enough to stop him being captain.

What time is kick iff, I'm playing squash at half seven? (proper sport, rather than jumping about in lycra like Sweats will be doing).

 

afternoon ladies ..... and to our cousins stateside "mornin' y'all"





sweats in lycra whilst fisting some munter up to his armpits, and downing a cheeky sauvignon blanc with the munter's mate sat on his face ..... jese thanks for the image lads!

 

Morning Dean

 

Martin?

 

hey sammy

 

up yours shire boy!