Newcaslte's Crest

Just a thing which a friend has pointed out

Why do they have seahorses on their crest ?

Just curious

 

Newcastle* didn't check the spelling

 

Is it not modelled on the coat of arms of the city, which also has sea horses

 

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But Newcastle is not even on the coast, the thick headed gits...

 

True but not far away, lol.

 

It's a long way if you are a seahorse though..

 

Cos they see horses.............















































Then shag em.

 

I always thought that the seahorse was the symbol for cross dressing transvestites, so you would think that the jocks would have it on their badge as well.

 

Don't you mean sorehorse?

 

Is Seahorses not that place you get a boat to see the seals, up on the coast like

 

In a new castle

 

That's the way they spell it up there!!!!

 

I've never seen a Seahorse. I've never seen Newcastle win a major trophy.
That's the only link I can see.

 

Its because all geordies are Asexual. We can reproduce without the need to shag one of the many ogres from the area and change our gender at any time.

 

I can see how you change sex, but how do you changer gender?

 

pmsl

 

Don't worry , I'm sure Mr Ashley is plotting to change it to something more appropriate.

 

Kappa and Donnay..

 

Probably the artist (designer?) was no good at doing legs!