for whiteside... you might have missed ajax giving you an embarressing threshing at home... honeslty.. they only had one decent play and he's a kid also you may have missed ronaldo's back heel goal or messi's cheeky free... honestly i do think you need to pay more attention actually
Yup, I saw Ajax and their combine harvesters - but they didn't thresh us enough to prevent the imminent arrival of Bilbao. I hope they bring more interesting farm machinery. I saw Ronaldo's goal - cheeky fu.ker, and Barca's controversial win.
Important question......... What are peoples opnion on having a dump at work ? I know some people who won't do it but personally I like the idea of getting paid for having a ****. what are your thoughts ? Discuss
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I'm all for it but other people should be banned unless they've taken the official HR approved course in toilet brushing.
King eric.. there are those amongst us that feel that its not only your right but your DUTY. heres a list for RHC; 1. toilet paper saver for home. 2. there is ALWAYS the sneaky dump location. you can make a game of it, find the nicest toilets in work (executive ones are best) to go do it. never use the ones on the main thoroughfare as it were, go find the quiet out of the way one where you can read the paper. 3. getting paid to sit on the big is rather fun.
Finally a good topic I personally try to avoid having a **** at work - I work with one bloke and 10 women. The minute the stink alarm goes off from the gents it becomes a 50/50 battle. I make sure I have one before I set off - or slip in the ladies at work and then blame the newest member of staff.
I use the disabled toilet whenever possible. No disabled people work in the offices I inhabit. You can lock the door and sit in perfect luxury in a bedroom-sized sh.tter. The best part about the whole thing is that no hairy-arsed fu.ker can come and drop his curry-fuelled guts in the trap next to you
RHC, i must say that is a good option. In the job where i used to work before my current high powered role we installed a new executive bathroom as the companies marketing department was co-located into our offices (regional guys).. they were ALWAYS on the road. and the area the executives were in was bascially actually accountants and women. I usually ended up helping the facilities manager with said projects and a young whipper snapper. I found the men would go down the stairs to the regualr bogs for a slash before going to the canteen... so I effectively found a love new, higly cleaned and pristine throne all of my own.... needless to say I used that one... I moved roles down to another building and would walk all the way there to both avoid work and use the nice throne... and chat up the birds... I am all for dropping one at work but i totally agree about avoiding guys dropping their curry addled asses so where i am now i've got the cleaning times down and go only after the unwashed masses have been and gone and the bogs are clean.... but hey... at least i am not a biatch.... ever go into a tiolet where a women has laid out the tiisue for 10mins all roudn the rim... god they are seriously uptight about piss on the lid and i'd not mind but they all sit down...
Yep, me too. No idea why others don't do it but glad they don't. I did do that anyway, we don't have the facility on sites and there are some pretty ****ing grim situations you can come across so it's emergency only then!
Back when I was at university (in the mists of time), I went with my bird round the Greek islands. We were on the beach on Mykonos and I was desperate for s crap. I entered the tolilet zone and nearly threw up - just a hole in the floor with all manner of horror around it. So I walked to the sea, swam out about 50 yards and crapped there. Didn't go back in that day. It looked like Jaws' dorsal fin bobbing around on the waves
you do have to ask how the hell does volume affect quality of cleaning. I mean ican walk 100 yars one way and theres a much used toilet and its rotten, even right after cleaning and 100 yard the ther way the much less used bog is prestine in so far as it can be with willy worriers shooting yellow stuff in all directions... on another topic.. is anyone brave enough to owning up to popping off a quick one in work.......
I used to work for local government and there was this large luxurious disabled bog on the corridor outside. I swear I was the only person in the building who ever went in it. Right next door was the gents, which I would use for a slash, and there were three traps and almost always two people in there having a crap. Who the **** in their right mind wants to literally sit next to someone else having a **** whilst they also have a ****?
