WE DIDN'T PAY OUR TAXES (to the tune of 'We Didn't Start the Fire by Billy Joel) Charlie Adam, Alex Rae, Davie Dodds, Andy Gray, Nacho Novo, Charlie Miller, Derek Ferguson, Terry Hurlock, Bill Struth, Press wonât tell the truth, Robert Fleck, Larkhall, Ian Ferguson. Queen and crown, John Brown, James Traynor shouting down Bowler hats, Gavin Rae, Findlayâs Karaoke Graeme Souness, Hate green, tug yer forelock tae the queen, Murrayâs tenner fiver boast, sending bullets through the post. We didn't pay our taxes, We were always cheating, while our drums were beating We didn't pay our taxes, Hector didn't like it and we tried to fight it. Green Straws banned here, Songs of hatred very clear war chest, UEFA fines, the loyal wonât see the signs season tickets sold off, Leckie hears a non-existent cough Trouser leg rolled up, but huvnae won the Big Cup. Terry Butcher, Bobby Tait, Jock Wallace, Catholic hate, On the queenâs highway, Barryâs passing sideways Alan Hutton, red socks, selling orange football tops, Derek Johnstone, Chick Young, journos wonât admit theyâre huns We didn't pay our taxes, we were always cheating while our drums were beating. We didn't pay our taxes Hector didn't like it and we tried to fight it Sandy Clark, Kris Boyd, Ten seasons, all void, John Greig, early bath, FTP autograph war chest, Edu, 1690 menu, Alec Clelland, Gascoigne, Still singing about the Boyne Lafferty, Richard Gough, getting Timmy sent off, BNP, Orange Hall, Playing anti football Casuals, ICF, Celtic fan stabbed to death Barcelona drenched in piss, Master Race hubris. Chorus We didn't pay our taxes, we were always cheating while our drums were beating. We didn't pay our taxes Hector didn't like it and we tried to fight it Malmo, Maribor, not in Europe anymore, European moonbeam, but got put out by a diddy team Zurich, Zizkov, Unirea pub team Barcelona, Bucharest, Osasuna, more arrests Bobby Taitâs dodgy watch, the huns are on crimewatch Manchester, blown away, what else do I have to say? We didn't pay our taxes, we were always cheating while our drums were beating. We didn't pay our taxes Hector didn't like it and we tried to fight it Dodgy chief a billionaire, Jelavic no longer there. Cardigans, Walter Smith, Whyteâs billions just a myth, Interdict, court case, monies due, losing face, Ally Fat Paul Le Guen, at the Sheriff Court again Coisty hasn't got a clue, neither do the fans in blue, Transfer window, shut again, Whyte has let them down again, Players wages on the line, Whytie might be doing time, Padlocks on the Ibrox doors, they can't take it anymore We didn't pay our taxes, we were always cheating while our drums were beating. We didn't pay our taxes Hector didn't like it and we tried to fight it But when we are gone You can still walk on, and on, and on, and on..........
Yes because i would never believe in a second any of you ****s wrote anything like that. It works both ways, know what i mean?
I like it I'm not sure that the tempo or the scanning of some of the lines wouldn't be an impedement to it being chanted in the stands, though.
I wrote the one I posted the other day: To the tune of Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep Where’s your money gone? (Where’s your money gone?) Like a dying swan, (Like a dying swan) Where’s your money gone? (Where’s your money gone?) Far, far away Where’s your saviour gone? (Where’s your saviour gone?) Probably down the Pawn, (Probably down the Pawn) Where’s your saviour gone? (Where’s your saviour gone?) Far, far away Far, far away Last night, I heard the Taxman singing a song Ooh-We, flogging Ibrox, Cheap cheap Woke up this morning and old Whytey was gone Ooh-We, flogging Ibrox, Cheap cheap Chirpy, Chirpy, Cheap, Cheap, Chirp Where’d your history go? (Where’d your history go?) Bye Bye 9 in a row (Bye Bye 9 in a row) Where’s your money gone? (Where’s your money gone?) Far, far away Where’d your Whyte Knight go? (Where’d your Whyte Knight go?) Off to Monaco (Off to Monaco) Where’s your saviour gone? (Where’s your saviour gone?) Far, far away Far, far away
