o/t the **** awards

Animal.

 

And another thread has gone to the dogs.

 

Brilliant. Don't know if that's a moan but when the title of the thread is 'The **** awards' and has an O/T next to it I think you can more or less guess which way it's going to go.

 

I'm a very sexual man, and NFU knows how to play me. He took advantage. Bastard.

 

And for that I know I should apologise but just can't bring myself to doing so.

I'd do it again given the chance.

There, I said it.

 

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Leave your Dad out of it, this has nothing to do with him.

 

I was a Beverley Baths accident

 

I won't ask how old your Mum is.

 

She's 40. Len, er, 'dad' would be at least twice that.

 

And your twenty six. Quite old by uncle Lens standards then.

 

****ing 26

My mum was an exception to his ***** rule

 

..........and a couple of Russians!

 

I was waiting for someone to say something like that. It would be you, Saggy

 

I was surprised that no-one had come up with that one-liner Rosie

 

How fat were the rest of them?

 

Agree about the ****ness of Onedirection but I must have had my mind elsewhere as there didn't appear to be any dubstep???? Or Hip-Hop for that matter.

 

Dub step is one of the most fantastic things the music industry's ever created. The fact that key elements of it are being implemented in almost every genre all across the globe proves it. It's such a diverse and flexible genre.

 

Mate, I don't even know what
dubstep is. I was trying to sound hip and trendy, it's obviously back fired on me and made me look a twit.
I was on a roll and threw in the hip hop bit as well.

That comment was aimed at the Professor Green/ plan B / Jessie J type artists who speak like they are from South Central LA, when clearly they're from Surrey or Wimbledon.

Ooooh they don't half get on me tits.

 

Ah fair enough mate, their accents annoy me too but I do enjoy Plan B's music which I can't say about the other two, if only dubstep did have a bigger representation but unfortunately Jessie J is just **** pop, nothing more, nothing less