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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Feb 22, 2012.

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  1. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    If i wanted too start a thread about spastics wearing calipers, then i would have just asked your sister, but thanks for the replies <ok>
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Feb 22, 2012
  2. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Well-Known Member

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    I don't have a sister

    This is the part where you come back with "your mum then"
     
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    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Feb 22, 2012
  3. Paulie Gualtieri

    Paulie Gualtieri Active Member

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    Hmm speaking of your mum. I would have been your dad, but the guy in front of me had exact change.
     
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    Paulie Gualtieri, Feb 22, 2012
  4. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Well-Known Member

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    Glad I dodged that bullet
     
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    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Feb 22, 2012
  5. Nazara

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    <laugh>.
     
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    Nazara, Feb 22, 2012
  6. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    Yes you do have a sister, her name is

    Caniwalk withcalipersondad
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Feb 22, 2012
  7. Paulie Gualtieri

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    <laugh> <ok>
     
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    Paulie Gualtieri, Feb 22, 2012
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    <laugh>

    I'm sure I saw it once, but can't quite recall...
     
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    - SW6 -, Feb 22, 2012
  9. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Went back to this bird's house, thought she lived alone, wrong , she lived with her parents, I then puked up in the front room infront of the parents, they naffed off to bed, I drunkenly shagged bird then done a shoot, a couple of weeks later the father started work at my place, ****ing nightmare <laugh>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Feb 22, 2012
  10. GroveRanger

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    I thought I was going on a date with an Aussie bird who had a big fanny, turns out I mistook her description, she was large and vulgar.
     
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    GroveRanger, Feb 22, 2012

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