Actually the thought of someone ripping at Erik's arse hole has left me a little bit queasy.
Something he'd enjoy though no doubt.
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I could take a pole.

Animal.
Actually the thought of someone ripping at Erik's arse hole has left me a little bit queasy.
Something he'd enjoy though no doubt.
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I could take a pole.

And another thread has gone to the dogs.
And another thread has gone to the dogs.
And another thread has gone to the dogs.
I'm a very sexual man, and NFU knows how to play me. He took advantage. Bastard.
And for that I know I should apologise but just can't bring myself to doing so.
I'd do it again given the chance.
There, I said it
And for that I know I should apologise but just can't bring myself to doing so.
I'd do it again given the chance.
There, I said it
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I was a Beverley Baths accident
I won't ask how old your Mum is.
I won't ask how old your Mum is.
She's 40. Len, er, 'dad' would be at least twice that.
And your twenty six. Quite old by uncle Lens standards then.

..........and a couple of Russians!
I was waiting for someone to say something like that. It would be you, SaggyI was waiting for someone to say something like that. It would be you, Saggy
For the second time on this thread I've guessed wrongly. I thought you were going to say "known as the thin kid in Fat Friends".
How fat were the rest of them?The audience were a set of arse holes.
If it wasn't some brap brap South London influenced B boy hip hop dub step bollocks they weren't interested.
If you were from London( Adele) or pretend to be (Blur) you also got some appreciation but proper artists got nothing but apathy.
Even Mrs NFU ,who's family are all South Londoners, said " It's all for the cockneys".
Which it was .
As for One Direction???
Jesus ****in' wept.
The audience were a set of arse holes.
If it wasn't some brap brap South London influenced B boy hip hop dub step bollocks they weren't interested.
If you were from London( Adele) or pretend to be (Blur) you also got some appreciation but proper artists got nothing but apathy.
Even Mrs NFU ,who's family are all South Londoners, said " It's all for the cockneys".
Which it was .
As for One Direction???
Jesus ****in' wept.
Agree about the ****ness of Onedirection but I must have had my mind elsewhere as there didn't appear to be any dubstep???? Or Hip-Hop for that matter.