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Got in with a fat bird last night...

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  1. I want curly hair too

    I want curly hair too Active Member

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    Sausage Roll

    When you put your penis into someones flab rolls and thrust it back and forth.

    Girl: I'm feeling horny
    Boy: Fancy a sausage roll?
    Girl: Are you saying I'm fat!?
     
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    I want curly hair too, Jun 2, 2011
  2. Beardsley's Stylist

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    Once whilst working as a postman a fat bird opened the door in her nightdress...I thought what a funny place to have a door :emoticon-0111-blush
     
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    Beardsley's Stylist, Jun 2, 2011
  3. Alfie

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    I know an easy way to get a fat bird into bed.

    Piece of cake <ok>
     
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    Alfie, Jun 2, 2011
  4. Agent Bruce

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    Come on guys, BT got into trouble for this kind of thing. You'll have to put your dream girls up on the Sexy Poll NSFW.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Jun 2, 2011
  5. overseasTOON

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    Thankfully I've only ever slept with stunners.

    When you get as drunk as I can; every woman and small furry animal is a thing of beauty!
     
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    overseasTOON, Jun 2, 2011
  6. Alfie

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    That's a new name for it, I prefer birds that shave their "small furry animal"
     
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    Alfie, Jun 2, 2011

  7. Agent Bruce

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    Badgers and Beavers maybe, but not giant Hippo's.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Jun 2, 2011
  8. overseasTOON

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    Like a Brazilian beaver?
     
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    overseasTOON, Jun 2, 2011
  9. Alfie

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    Honey badger <ok>
     
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  10. Agent Bruce

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    Sorry guys but it had to be done.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Jun 2, 2011
  11. Agent Bruce

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    Agent Bruce, Jun 2, 2011
  12. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    Bump <laugh>
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Feb 22, 2012
  13. Agent Bruce

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    Oooooohhhhh, you are awful.

    But I like you.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Feb 22, 2012
  14. Agent Bruce

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    Get yourself to bed, it's way past your time.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Feb 22, 2012
  15. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

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    <laugh>
     
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    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction, Feb 22, 2012
  16. Rafa's Championship Party

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    Whatever happened to the lad who posted this article come back son.
     
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    Rafa's Championship Party, Feb 22, 2012
  17. NUFCaw

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    This is actually the first day I've come on here properly for a while. I'd managed to forget about this moment in my life as well untill now. ffs :(
     
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    NUFCaw, Feb 22, 2012
  18. Rafa's Championship Party

    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

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    Shame on 5 goals <laugh>.
     
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    Rafa's Championship Party, Feb 22, 2012
  19. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Just as well the word 'with' is in the title.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Feb 22, 2012
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