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Extracts From Irish Medical Dictionary

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  1. Boogie-Dave

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    Medical Terms

    Artery -------------------The Study of Paintings

    Bacteria--------------------Back Door to Cafeteria

    Barium--------------------What Doctors do when patients die

    Benign--------------------What you be. after you be eight

    Caesarean-----------------A Neighbourhood in Rome

    Cat Scan------------------Searching for Kitty

    Cauterize-----------------Made Eye Contact With Her

    Colic----------------------A Sheep Dog

    Coma--------------------A Punctuation Mark

    Dilate---------------------Live Long

    Enema-------------------Not a Friend

    Fester----------------------Quicker Than Someone Else

    Fibula--------------------A Small Lie


    Impotent----------------Distinguished, well Known

    Labour Pain-------------Getting Hurt At Work

    Medical Staff------------A doctors Cane

    Morbid------------------ A Higher Offer

    Nitrates------------------Rates of Pay For Working Nights

    Node----------------------I knew It

    Outpatient----------------A Person Who Has Fainted

    Pelvis------------------------Second Cousin To Elvis

    Post Operative------------A Letter Carrier

    Recovery Room------------A place To Do Upholstery

    Rectum--------------------Nearly Killed Him

    Secretion-----------------Hiding Something

    Seizure--------------------Roman Emperor

    Tablet---------------------A Small Table

    Terminal Illness----------Getting Sick At The Airport

    Tumor---------------------One Plus One more

    Urine---------------------Opposite Of You're Out


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  2. TrickyDickyHullCity

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    Mate of mine overdosed on curry powder , apparently now in a Korma .
    Another lad I know (unfortunately dyslexic ) overdosed on L .:bandit: same guy turned up at a toga party dressed as a goat .
     
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