Back on topic....... Simply tell them to kick the ball in the back of the net more time than the opposition kicks the ball into your net - thats football
That's the sort of thing Kenny Dalglish would say. The difference is, when "King Kenny" says something obvious like that, it's pure genius according to the scousers.
Au contraire, his hair was perfect for football. That bald spot on the middle meant he could head the ball (and Marco's chest) that little bit harder. He was, in fact, perfectly designed for football. And headbutting.
Even if they don't understand it, the scousers still think it's genius. "Kenny" could ask for the bill in a restaurant and there'd be some scouse **** there waiting to congratulate him. See this thread on the old 606: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A82086753
The best bit about that thread was all the dippers thinking he was a genius, when what he actually said was that he didn't know himself what the team sheet would be. Apparently ignorance = genius in scouse land....
That tit KingPepeReina (or was it BringbackFootie - it was one of them 2 clowns anyway) was going on about "Kenny's" cutting one-line put-downs yesterday too. Sorry scousers, but I really can't remember a single one. Let's put it this way, if Dalglish stood on Anfield Road with his cock out, there'd be queue a mile long waiting to suck him off.
He did manage one good one in 1988. The dippers have been hanging off it ever since. Much like all their previous successes. They seem to forget it was followed five years later by his ridiculous "Nobody does this to me, nobody does this to Kenny Dalglish" rant after Keano turned him down for United. They also conveniently forget that Dalglish asked SAF to write the foreword to his autobiography...
Look. You ****s wouldn't know football if it came up and gave your missus a two step. Ball, net. Simple.
