Tiote v's Cattermole

Ba against any of your back line.

 

So macho

 

I trust colo with anyone, but not Williamson. Simpson, **** me, don't want to even go there with that thick, useless piece of ****.

Who's seriously going to handle Demba?

 

Yep, I fear Ba a wee bit, he's a smashing striker.

We defend incredibly well though, as proved by the goals against column.

 

Our back line kept Van Persie out today so i dont think theyll lose any sleep over Ba.
Like i said before we've conceded no more than 2 goals all season, so youd better have more to offer than just Ba!

 

Will Simpson play, cos i've heard McLean is on a raw steak diet in the run up.

Simpson will be bang in danger.... he's not very good.

 

Cisse??

 

Your come backs just get better. You have such great wit!

 

I was waiting for someone to use that RVP example. You saw how **** Arsenal were today, nothing was getting forward to RVP and the time he did break through, he was brought down for what should have been a penalty.

We've got Cisse, Ben Arfa, Gutierrez, Cabaye, SHOLA who can all score goals. (The latter only scores against you)

 

Yep, i said this earlier. That's how MON plays though. Defend as a team, everyone behind the ball. If we can get at your back line I think we can crack it, it's getting that far that's a problem. If we can get you to open up and test your central defenders we can cause you big problens. Especially if shola is on one.

 

Having watched Cisse for 2 seasons (I openly admit I wanted us to get him), I don't fear him, he's a very good striker, but he's 'a-la-Bent'.

He depends on the team around him, and can be a bit wayward at times.

Ba is the threat.

 

I ****ing hate Simpson. I'd love to see Raylor put on the left with Santon on the right.

 

Thanks mate, but you really must stop complimenting me, people might think you fancy me, and for a
homophobe like you, that really won't do will it?

 

That was below the belt that mind fella, mentioning Shola.

I'm upset now.

 

I cant help it you are so clever. I bet you have the poshest Council house in your street!

 

I think it's going to be a bullying type of game, with not a lot of football played for the majority of the game.

I think you'll set up to defend and hit us on the break with your pace, as that is your only key tool at the minute, that or a screamer. If Pardew has anything about him, he would have realised this, and will play a deep line. Tiote will pick up anything in the middle, Cabaye will make it for us.

Still praying on a few injuries for you though.

 

I will have to bow to your superior knowledge this time makem, I really haven't
seen enough of Cisse to contradict you, but I've been impressed by him so far.

 

Santon made his mark as a right back, got Italy caps in his teens, it baffles me to play him on the left.

A left footed right back also has less control tackling face on, and the last thing you want is to be giving Seb free kicks around the box.

Sanyton is pacey for a defender, and that could work against McLean, on the flip side McLean is stronger than a steroid pumped elephant with a short temper, and Santon might struggle on that basis.

Maybe Jonas vs McLean is your best shout.

 

In what universe should that have been a penalty? He got a clear foot on the ball.

 

I have to abandon fencing with you as your superior wit is just too much for me, au revoir, mon cherie.