I Had a Dream

I was playing for Celtic in an cup final against the filth and pinched the ball off Whittiker to score with a curling right foot shot into the bottom cornor. ****ing Rod Wallace was in goals for them.

It was like been 10 again ****ing 33 and having dreams about scoring against them

If anyone else still have childish dreams please share?

 

I was playing snooker with Larsson in mine a few nights ago. ****in sound fella, we even had a beer after

 

I hate when I dream that i'm rich. The sense of disappointment when I wake up is awful.

 

Last nights dream may be evidence I'm getting old. All I can remember is shouting at teenagers to stay away from my car. The cheek I got back was......well......I never heard the like

 

I had a dream about me eating a bowl of beans, as soon as i got near the bottom of the beans, they would replenish and I kept eating and eating them.

Eventually I got to the bottom of the bowl, I discovered they weren't beans, they were peas, and I don't like peas.

 

One time I felt all my teeth shatter and I was spittin pieces out. That was ****in horrible.

 

**** sake, I thought this was a thread about Martin Luther King

 

He's still over in the gay porn thread trying to pluck up the courage to come out. As far as I know, he would be the forum's only openly gay, dead, black civil-rights leader.

 

You obviously never met African_Ger

 

I dreamt one time I was eating a giant wine gum and when I woke up my hot water bottle had vanished.

 

I had asimilar experience, but thought it was a marshmallow..... no pillow !

 

Catboy you are still ****in mental I see

I also asssume that your quilt is now like a ****in Ryvita as you must have came bucketloads with that dream

 

Last night I dreamt that all the sperm I've killed in my lifetime through self-abuse came back to get me. Boy, were they mad.

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I had a dream I was playing for Rangers against Celtic and I couldn't run or kick the ball. Eventually when I did get the ball I scored but I looked around and everyone was gone, the lights were off and I was alone.

A bit like playing for them now right enough haha <sigh>

 

I had a dream that I was being circled by a giant rabbit that kept trying to hit me , so , in my dream, I was trying to punch it ; I was then woken up by Ladyrogueleader , who requested that I kindly stop punching her.

I was shocked at my behaviour , even if it was unconscious ; Imagine , domestic violence and it wasnt even an old firm weekend.