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Not for pussies. I mean it, dont come in if your offended by anything..

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  1. UIR - Kagawa Powa

    UIR - Kagawa Powa New Member

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    Heres a nice thread for genuine people who can post highly offensive jokes about anything they want. From the people in japan to michael jacksons child abuse.

    Be warned, the post below this contain highly offensive material ( if your a pussy who gets offended on other people behalf, if so please head butt a wall ) about various events across the world.

    Continuing to read and then post your disgust will make you look a ****ing tit as well......everyone is free to read or not read but when you have been warned about the content....dont complain.

    treat this thread like a movie with an 18 rating and a big fat warning telling you it contains graphic material.

    As for the normal people out there who realise life is to short ( as shown by the various disasters around the world ) to be outraged on behalf of other people, scroll down, add your own and enjoy this harmless fun that hurts no body except those who decide to be hurt on others behalfs.....


    On a side note, visit here to do your bit for the people in Japan, http://www.redcross.org.uk/japantsu...glePAD11JpTs&gclid=CPKN3sO3z6cCFYEc4QodaWZuDw

    Ive donated a little. Do your bit if you can.
     
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    I know Japanese game shows have been known for being wild!



    But **** me, their version of Total Wipeout takes the piss!
     
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    Jordon has ditched Alex Reid for good. cooking the Sunday lunch, she asked him to turn on the veg. Apparently, giving Harvey a **** wasn't what she meant.
     
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    I like my steak like my sex. Rare and bloody.
     
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    That cemetry opposite my house has got a massive crowd outside

    theres people dying to get in there
     
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    What's funnier than a female comedian?

    Everything.
     
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    "Sky news" Nuclear Reactors rod Exposed.

    I remember when i got my rod out in the local park i also made the news.
     
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    Hi guests. Mwah
     
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    Its just jokes at the end of the day. I find the fact the japanese had a big rave and didnt invite us a little offensive myself.
     
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    Gotta love these jokes, no point being morbid about it.

    for all we know tomorrow we could get washed out to sea.
     
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    A japanese friend of mine has said the disaster has caused a major concern in japan.

    No more dolphin and chips fridays.
     
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    There's no way I'm donating to the Japanese disaster relief fund......Have you seen the amount of those f*^ckers with 2 yachts in their garden ! :emoticon-0104-surpr
     
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    Soooooo,

    Which ******(s) just couldnt resist reading on after being given ample warning.

    Its just like being offended by anal sex and buying the anal sex compilation dvd isnt it.
     
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    Gutted...just wasted a tenner on pay per view.

    Turns out "Jordan - look at my dribbling ****" was just a home video of Harvey's birthday party.



    I just rung my Japanese friend to make sure he was okay after the Tsunami and all he did was go on about his social life.

    Just kept going on and on about a huge rave.


    RIP my Japanese friend, So Kin Vet
     
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    Haven't seen so many teary Japs eyes due to salty discharge since Maddie McCanns Bukkake.
     
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    I have some rather good jokes to add to the collection, although after the other nights altercation I think they would be better off staying in my little head.
     
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    just tell them haha, they wont be in here. they would have to be ****ing thick to scroll down when i gave ample warning.
     
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    Please excuse me, but I'm lost. Is this the creche ?
     
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