Polish **** Next Door

A Polish family moved in next door to me recently, bout mid february or so - a man, his missus (who i would by the way) and their kid

Now they've been fine generally - no noise etc

However a letter arrived at my house - with a foreign name but my address - so i opened it. It was from a landlord to this guy saying you owe us £562 for damage you caused to the property before you moved out.

As i had no idea who this guy was i chucked it

Sure enough 3 days later this **** knocks at my door "sorry" says he " i accidently gave someone your address and not mine, did you get a letter" - "no" says i

Sure enough the days go by - and notes through the door - hi we tried to deliver your parcel Mr Polishcunt and you werent there

Now im begining to think this is all a bit dodgy. Once is a mistake - continually giving my address and not his he is clearly up to no good.

Then today i notice on my bank statement my council tax payment has been returned as my council tax account is closed

So i call the council - they tell me someone called them last week saying they moved into my house

So should i:

a) call the cops
b) go round and say "hey there ****io you are still making a mistake"
or
c)kick the ****s head in

 

call the cops, the other options are more fun though. you could tell him to wrap it up and that you wont go to the cops for a go on his mrs

 

D) Burn him out.

 

I'd go for Option A

As i think the Polish **** would have you, no danger, in fact his wife could probably as well

 

I would like to say **** off you **** - but you'd not be far off the mark really. I mean im no brum but im not exactly 6 foot 5 and built like rock either

 

That's why burning him out is the cowards option My kind of option

 

I only say this anport, not as a reflection of you (who I've never met, or will), but from my experiences with Polish ****s. Both of which have been ****in screwballs and to be avoided

 

Option B.

It sounds like an honest mistake.

 

Necklace him infront of his family.

 

Is that a Soweto necklace or a pearl necklace Nev ?

 

Soweto him then Pearl the wife

 

That's sounds like a plan

 

Think that would fairly traumatise the wean, watchin all that

 

To be fair he's a foreigner has much more rights than you and I. Let him do whatever he wants, that'll be the police's attitude.

Or you could vote BNP.

 

Order gay porn to his address

 

Way I see it this Polish guy is just treating you with the respect you deserve as the most idiotic **** thats ever fell out of a vagina anywhere on the planet.

Fair play to him

 

The usual measured sympathic response from TN8

 

Probably true

Thanks i'll keep it in mind

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