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Ever get that drunk

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Girvan Loyal 1690, Feb 10, 2012.

  1. biggerbossman

    biggerbossman New Member

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    Impossible to get a full chubby after a few lines of coke..
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Bad day when wee fatty smallcock canny get a raise.
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Bollocks. Most of my 30's were spent shaggin on coke.
     
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  4. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    I thought it was Saints who was fatty smallcock? <laugh>
     
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  5. biggerbossman

    biggerbossman New Member

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    Trev is quite the Victorian romantic, sex in the dark is confusing and pointless..
     
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  6. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    I was all ready for some pervert in there are well. This is the same boy who slept in my coal shed on his 18th birthday, it snowed that night as well.
     
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  7. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I usually do alright.

    Try shagging after a few pills.

    No matter how horny you are, el boabarino always feels much skinnier.
     
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  8. biggerbossman

    biggerbossman New Member

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    It seems to work at any other time, spent many hours watching filth trying to get a twitch.... As soon as i make progress a celebrate with another line and put myself back another 30 mins..... Hookers don`t give refunds either..
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Is it? I get confused with all the name changing that's been going on <laugh>
     
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  10. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Aye, am the one with the big 10 incher
     
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  11. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    1. it was her who wanted to shag in the dark. It might not of even been dark maybe i was just under the covers.

    2. getting a stawner with coke is never a problem for me. probably because the coke I get is ****ing ****e!!

    3. I dont even feel like shagging when I'm ecto'd. I just like to sit and talk ****e <ok> we had pwopa ones at the weekend there. red rockstars
     
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  12. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> <laugh>'
     
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  13. biggerbossman

    biggerbossman New Member

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    With pills it loses so much blood it actually goes cold, even in the summer
     
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  14. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    it was a surreal experience. **** knows what she was thinking. must of thought I was insane
     
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  15. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I've managed to get my jam several times on pills.


    I'm pretty sure the bird/pillow/mate's t-shirt wisnae that impressed, right enough.


    I reckon you're talking about 65% usual girth ratio.
     
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  16. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    ****ing hell, what the **** are you drinking, absinthe?

    Pills, coke (particularly bad ****), speed are all bad for performance. Not always, I've had success on them all, but in general its a bad call. Good quality coke is great for shagging. I struggle to bust a nut with all them though which kinda defeats the object. She thinks you're giving it the full treatment and putting it all in, really you're just trying to get he devil out of you.
     
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  17. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    Yeah. I remember getting binned when I was already **** faced drunk. After I blew my baby batter I said "Do you's want to do a smoke?"

    When she asked who "You's were?" I was equally puzzled.
     
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  18. irishgreen

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    Sunday school?
     
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  19. YeOldeYozzwolde

    YeOldeYozzwolde Active Member

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    I don't live to far from the Buckfast monestary, and i'm tellin ya they use ther old bathwater as the base, if it's not bathwater then it's mysteriously murky lookin.
     
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  20. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    no, never.
     
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