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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Shameless, Feb 8, 2012.

  1. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    One of the only reasons I watched Dr Who, and no I'm not talking Dalek I mean Katy.


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  2. MrRAWhite

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    This picture looks like it could have been taken from Flesh Gordon..<laugh>
     
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  3. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    now thats what I call a bellend
     
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  4. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    Shoppers! Don't pay for environmentally unfriendly plastic bags at the supermarket counter, wear a large T-shirt and use that instead by lifting up the bottom part and filling it with your groceries.
     
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    Dont eat yellow snow.
     
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  6. MackemsRule

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    So shoplifters are actually greenies? :p
     
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  7. MackemsRule

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    Don't go on telly in street interviews about the England job and say MON because he is English. <ok>
     
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  8. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Fastnet Storm 4.05 Wolverhampton
     
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  9. Disco down under

    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    **** I knew I'd said something wrong, I was wearing a mag shirt though so that's not too bad. How did the gaps in my teeth look? Just wish the interview hadn't been interrupted by my whippet chewing on the pie I gave it for safekeeping.
     
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  10. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    Cigarette companies: don't put pictures of diseased lugs on your cigarette packets, put a picture of a naked lady with large bosoms instead to improve sales
     
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    Get that new carpet feeling all the way through the house by sticking carpet squares to the bottom of your slippers!
     
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    Hope I never get diseased lugs - I would have nowhere to hang me glasses
     
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  13. MackemsRule

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    I assume this bit the dust as I'm sure he would have returned to craaa. :p
     
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  14. HorsleyHillCat

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    Don't get caught shagging your wife's best mate, your wife might not like it
     
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  15. HorsleyHillCat

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    Don't eat yellow snow
     
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  16. MackemsRule

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    1978 beat you to it marra, but it is good advice for the young uns. :p
     
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  17. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    Ginger people, please seek medical advice.
     
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  18. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Buy a Marigold glove...

    Prick one of the fingers...

    Fill said gloves with milk..


    Next time you have a tea or coffee, give glove a squeeze....

    Nowt like fresh milk.
     
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  19. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    Shoppers who put there goods in their t-shirts: to get you shirt back into normal shape, soak it in freezing water then tumble dry it for a good 2 hours, the immediate temperature changes will cause the fibres to shrink <ok>
     
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  20. trouble_n_stripes

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    I think you have one of those 1001 thingys.....
     
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