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Pardew

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by HorsleyHillCat, Feb 10, 2012.

  1. HorsleyHillCat

    HorsleyHillCat Well-Known Member

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    Apparently Alan Pardew has ruled himself out of being the first black american president!
     
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  2. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    Because he is English or because he is British?

    I'm sure they'll still ask him though.
     
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  3. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    thought Pards was jewish
     
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  4. Willa Pond

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    He's also ruled himself out of becoming Dalai Lama.
     
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  5. MrRAWhite

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    Being a Cockney boy as well, he will be the next Spurs boss when Arry accepts the England job...
     
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  6. Wherewereyou

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    Cockney!!? He was born in ****ing Wimbledon. If that makes him a Cockney, I'm afraid that makes you a Geordie, me old mate!!
     
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  7. MrRAWhite

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    Anyone south of Peterlee are bloody Cockney's man...<laugh>
     
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  8. Wherewereyou

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    ****in Geordie, ya.
     
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  9. Wherewereyou

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    It don't half piss off Scousers when I tell them they're from the Midlands.
     
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  10. Davie 1973

    Davie 1973 Well-Known Member

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    Call them southerners if you really want a bite. Works on Yorkies too.
     
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  11. Wherewereyou

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    Thing is Davie, being a Londoner I find that quite difficult!

    Midlander works on Yorkies for me!
     
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  12. MrRAWhite

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    Going back to the old bbc606 days, I got some cracking bites from some West Brom fans by suggesting that they are from a suburb of Wolverhampton....
     
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  13. Billy Death

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    Scousers are from the car radio & hub cap collecting planet robbin.
     
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