Merson

I've commented: 'Guess driving isn't the only thing Paul Merson does whilst drunk!' I suspect it won't get posted

 

I can't see why it wouldn't

 

**** **** **** **** ****!

 

It's alright lads, he says he doesn't want to take anything away from the amazing season we've had - despite what drivel he has written before that, this clearly nullifies it and makes him appear not bias-against us at all!

 

For contradicting himself multiple times I made a comment calling him an idiot. Alas it still hasn't been posted and I doubt it will be any time soon.

 

Nice margin for error he's left himself. Anything from 5-0 to a draw, wonder what odds I could get for that prediction...

 

He may actually have been drunk when he wrote all those predictions, there's a lot of goals there. That said, I actually agree with what he's saying in essence, I think after the court case and poor performance at Liverpool we may feel a backlash. I also agree completely that we were poor at Blackburn, and if we play anything like that, we will get hammered.

 

Words cannot describe this guy, does anyone have a link to what position we would be in if his predictions were right?

 

Merson is a cock of highest order..........

 

Sunderland fan in peace. Dont take Merson's quotes to heart, he has a habit of spouting the same old ****e about all teams north of the watford gap. It is clearly stretching the meaning of the word expert in his case. A washed up, doped up old sot. Have another of these Merson you obviously need one or two or three.

 

I hope Spurs win 4-0. Will make you all look light right mugs

 

Anyone fancy sending him a tweet? I have

https://twitter.com/#!/PaulMerse

 

4-0 looks like a decent shout

 

Great shout Paul

 

Fair play, the monstrously fat **** called this one.

 

Merson doesn't look so stupid know does he?

The guy may be thick but he knows his football and more often than not is spot on

 

Paul Merson, I salute your predicting skills

 

We're not finished yet, lad.

 

He meant 4-0 at half time lmao!!!!

 

Is anyone else not a little concerned that although its 4 it could have been more. Its only half time.

Ive never seen such a limp display in all my life. Even in that game against Arsenal they scored good goals.... Spurs first 3 there may as well have been no toon players on the pitch.

Im decided on Simpson - hes useless.
Im decided on Santon - hes a terrible fullback. Good at going forward but a terrible fullback.
Williamson is woeful. He cant pass and his positional is awful.

Im not gonna comment on BA and Cisse as they aint had anything to go on.

Our midfield is non existent. I dont remember us making more than 3 passes under control.

I feel sorry for the toon fans who made the journey. If I was Cashley and Pardew I would dock the players wages and repay all those fans who travelled their matchday expenses including tickets and hotel.

A ****ING DISGRACE!