my pal was up in aberdeen working for the past few weeks, she met a guy called paul who used to work offshore but now works in an office and reads a lot. she said it was all going great until it came to the shagging as he was a disgusting pervert. she wont give me any details but i have it on good authority that she likes getting pished on. what did you do to her?
Everything you've said is true. But only if your female friend is a giant rugby queer called "Rupert"......
Because I was covered in brown boot polish. We thought it would be funny to black-up. Addendum: I actually refused to "black-up", some part of my logic centre reasoned that it was less offensive to dress up as a Towelhead
I'm confused. Is it your pal who likes getting pissed on or is Paul a tranny who likes getting pissed on?
I think the woman enjoys getting pissed on, yet she found the exploits if Venom absurdly perverted.... Meaning he is into some specialist stuff.... <bloodandshitfetishwithrednoseandlargeshoes>