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Discussion in 'Celtic' started by Kim Jong Il, Feb 10, 2012.

  1. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    my pal was up in aberdeen working for the past few weeks, she met a guy called paul who used to work offshore but now works in an office and reads a lot. she said it was all going great until it came to the shagging as he was a disgusting pervert. she wont give me any details but i have it on good authority that she likes getting pished on. what did you do to her?
     
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  2. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    tags: Venom's madras scat shame
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Did she find out why his nose is brown?
     
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  4. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Everything you've said is true. But only if your female friend is a giant rugby queer called "Rupert"......
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Answer the question. Why do you have a two tone nose?
     
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  6. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Because I was covered in brown boot polish. We thought it would be funny to black-up.

    Addendum: I actually refused to "black-up", some part of my logic centre reasoned that it was less offensive to dress up as a Towelhead
     
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  7. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <laugh> oooofffttt!!
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Fair enough.
     
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  9. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    she looks like a big giant rugby queer called rupert, but with huge tits.
     
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  10. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> <laugh>

    Worthless Without Pics.
     
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  11. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    I'm confused. Is it your pal who likes getting pissed on or is Paul a tranny who likes getting pissed on?
     
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  12. biggerbossman

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    I think the woman enjoys getting pissed on, yet she found the exploits if Venom absurdly perverted.... Meaning he is into some specialist stuff.... <bloodandshitfetishwithrednoseandlargeshoes>
     
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  13. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I think we've established that it's curry-based scattery we're talking about here <ok>
     
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  14. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    Up The Khyber?
     
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  15. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Doon the khyber and across the Punjab, mair like <ok>

    <laugh>
     
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  16. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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  17. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Why was this moved? Jews.
     
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  18. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Last edited by Pud; Today at 04:41 PM.

    Power corrupts and all that...
     
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  19. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    Time for another grassroots mod campaign....
     
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  20. Tina_old

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    You should never have backed that ****s campaign in the first place.
     
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