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  1. Whiteyorkist

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    was talking to his sources, funnily enough he was on his own!! He giggled to himself and
     
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    Said "I am the new manager" I will buy all the league one standard footballers from the SPL we will get to the premiership........
     
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  3. Whiteyorkist

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    Suddenly everyone realised Boab was actually Gordon Strachan...............I'm back to save the Leeds United season he declared and started putting on his boots.....
     
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  4. TC (Lovely Geezer)

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    Then the penny dropped that only players worthy of League 2 and below play in the SPL.

    Just then Ellandback upset Big Boab further by giving YWBK a crafty goosing - YWBK had a choice now.......................
     
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  5. Whiteyorkist

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    go to the wedding of TC and MIghty or................
     
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  6. The-Don

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    watch a Millwall match what a dilemma..............
     
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  7. Whiteyorkist

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    He knew both experiences would be cringe worthy affairs and hard to watch but...
     
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  8. TC (Lovely Geezer)

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    being the meat of a Elland/Boab sandwich he was more than content.

    Boab was not to keen on sharing his man though so he.....................................
     
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    went home cried in the corner and talked to his Source (Drop dead fred) he then came on Not606 and........
     
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  10. TC (Lovely Geezer)

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    started a lovers tiff.


    Everyone took his other half's side though, but later they made up by......................................
     
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    eating deep fried cock........
     
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    in the meantime furtherback was ****ing in the bathroom when suddenly the phone rang it was.......
     
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  13. TC (Lovely Geezer)

    TC (Lovely Geezer) Well-Known Member

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    but BOAB was suspicious. Whilst muching on Kissers DFC, Boab thought he smelt a rat - but it turned out to be a whippet so all was good again.


    Meanwhile back in Yorkshire, LIW and Nora were having a few problems.

    It seemed LIW couldn't..................................................
     
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    ...stop his schitzophrenic alter-ego, a nocturnal French man called Horace, from patrolling the streets of Wakefield in an unnecessarily camp manner, wearing a beret he'd improvized from his Grandpa Chuck's flat cap. He'd regularly get attacked on these late-night strolls, due to...
     
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    dressing up like a croissant
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    The next day Cunning and Mighty met for breakfast at McDonalds. Mighty was very hungry and gobbled down ....
     
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    Meet up with TC at ...
     
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    manzies where we polished off the finest pie and mash money can buy,,,
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    and then we went down the den for jolly old knees up and a few sherberts and then.....
     
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