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  1. ellandback

    ellandback Well-Known Member
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    The Story so far :-

    Having been imprisoned for a crime he did not commit, Glory got rescued by the heroic Shako, saving him from a burning building where he was tortured by the evil bates clan. Thankfully the Millwall lads provided transport for the daring raid, as 007's Aston Martin was getting an MOT, and ...... (to be continued) <yikes>


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    TC, not the most competent driver at the best of time was suddenly distracted by.....
     
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  3. TC (Lovely Geezer)

    TC (Lovely Geezer) Well-Known Member

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    PAGS - whose stockings were falling down................................

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    Luckily ..............................
     
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    Because the traffic up north flows freely he managed to miss all the other cars and................
     
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    although he was drinking & driving, his Martini was shaken, not stirred, & more importantly, not spilled. However.....
     
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    Crashed straight into a manure truck driven by a Manchester United fan, got out and, upon seeing the Old Bill got on his toes and..
     
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    legged it back to ,,,,,,,,,,,,
     
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  8. TC (Lovely Geezer)

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    The Capital where there are no cloth capped men shagging whippets..........
     
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  9. The-Don

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    He was disgusted by the fact that you had to pay to get in to that ****hole, and how the blokes where hitting each other with handbags so........
     
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    he swallowed a few more beers and,,,,,,,,,
     
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  11. TC (Lovely Geezer)

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    Put a pint glass in some Northern Ponces head that spat all over him.....



    Ken Bates said the Moron deserved it because........................
     
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    went home twatted his lass and then bum ****ed his best mate mighty who......
     
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  13. TC (Lovely Geezer)

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    The Northern ponce that went home twatted his lass and then bum ****ed his best mate mightywhite was a well known Service Crew member who had recently done time for
     
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    Hanging around gents toilets,,,,,,,,
     
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    Id question whether he was really a whites fan or a Brighton fan after all they are.......
     
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  16. TC (Lovely Geezer)

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    both bum humping faggots.

    Brighton however do have a bit more history because.............................
     
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    Brian Clough went down to manage them, before he attempted the greatest job in football, and lost most of his games because.....
     
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    he was too busy trying to be Don Revie, alchoholic clough was a................
     
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  19. ellandback

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    All of a suuden Big Boab walks through the door, he....
     
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  20. TC (Lovely Geezer)

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    was supposed to be taking YNBK to the Brighton game as a valentines gift but...........
     
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