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Tiote facts - to cheer us all up

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  1. Vuckic's Faces

    Vuckic's Faces Active Member

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    Tiote forced his parents to name him Tiote.



    Awful, but it deserved a bump. :p
     
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    Vuckic's Faces, Dec 4, 2011
  2. Spiderman-Mask

    Spiderman-Mask Well-Known Member

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    Tiote isn't really injured. He's on a covert mission to kill Kim Jong Il
     
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    Spiderman-Mask, Dec 4, 2011
  3. SAMOC

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    I think he will be sold for around 10 million in january to a big club like liverpool
     
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    SAMOC, Dec 4, 2011
  4. OMH

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    Great.... well thats cheered me up:sad:
     
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    OMH, Dec 4, 2011
  5. SAMOC

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    May7be goto a nicely run team like stoke in order to gain some credibility
     
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    SAMOC, Dec 4, 2011
  6. OMH

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    Maybe you should **** off...
     
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    OMH, Dec 4, 2011
  7. goldie

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    God I hate you.
     
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    goldie, Dec 4, 2011
  8. SAMOC

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    Not going to cry again are you??

    Whats on the menu tonight mate?
     
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    SAMOC, Dec 4, 2011
  9. Tomski

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    A nice plump Griff.

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Tomski, Dec 4, 2011
  10. Vuckic's Faces

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    Some people wear Superman pyjamas. Superman wears cheik tiote pyjamas.
     
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    Vuckic's Faces, Jan 20, 2012

  11. Kyle?

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    <laugh>

    Not sure if it's been done yet.

    If you can see Tiote, Tiote can see you. If you can't see Tiote, you're moments away from being put in a headlock.
     
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    Kyle?, Jan 20, 2012
  12. Vuckic's Faces

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    Cheick tiote can slam a revolving door SHUT
     
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    Vuckic's Faces, Jan 20, 2012
  13. Kyle?

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    Cheick Tiote kicked Comas/99's arse, thats why he bitches about him endlessly.
     
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    Kyle?, Jan 20, 2012
  14. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Haha, love that.
     
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    Jonas' Dance Teacher, Jan 20, 2012
  15. You'veBeenTiote'd

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    <laugh>


    Tiote's so much of a man he has no nipples.
     
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    You'veBeenTiote'd, Jan 20, 2012
  16. Kyle?

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    <laugh>.
     
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    Kyle?, Jan 20, 2012
  17. Spiderman-Mask

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    Mission accomplished apparently
     
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    Spiderman-Mask, Feb 10, 2012
  18. rawl123

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    Cheick Tiote built the hospital he was born in.
     
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    rawl123, Feb 10, 2012
  19. cronemeister

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    Not sure if its already been done and can't be arsed to read 16 pages:-

    Cheick Tiote has no reflection
    Cheick Tiote has his own postcode
    Cheick Tiote can paint the Forth Road Bridge and finish it before it needs painting again
    Cheick Tiote is allowed to use a toilet on a train whilst its in the station
     
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    cronemeister, Feb 10, 2012
  20. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Big club?

    Add a nought on just for the dippers.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Feb 10, 2012
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