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  1. billofengland

    billofengland Well-Known Member

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    THE OLDER WOMAN




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    Syd ended up with an older woman at a club last night.
    She looked OK for a 66 year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.
    We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.
    'What's that?' I asked.
    'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
    I said, 'No,' - excitedly.
    We drank a bit more, and then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'.
    I went back to her place.



    She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mum, you still awake?'
     
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  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    <applause><wah>

    Don't know whether to laugh or cry.
     
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  3. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    I laughed, she had a dog
     
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  4. Commachio

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    Did it all end up on .........Video one?
     
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  5. Steven Royston O'Neill

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  6. MrRAWhite

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    The old ones are the best...







    Especially when it boils down to a lack of teeth and oral sex...<yikes>
     
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  7. Black Cat Kiwi

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    Had or was :confused:
     
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  8. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    both had slavery chops, poor teeth, big floppy ears,lots of facial hair, bad breath, urine smelling matted hair round their lower regions and smelt of ****, what a shag that was
     
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  9. Commachio

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    But what about the dog?

    What was it like
     
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  10. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    well groomed, very clean, nic doggy smell, we are still in contact, dont tell Osca, its a secret, he thinks I go to Tesco
     
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  11. Billy Death

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    Woe is me!
     
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