THE OLDER WOMAN SCROLL DOWN Syd ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked OK for a 66 year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter. We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double. 'What's that?' I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said. I said, 'No,' - excitedly. We drank a bit more, and then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'. I went back to her place. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mum, you still awake?'
both had slavery chops, poor teeth, big floppy ears,lots of facial hair, bad breath, urine smelling matted hair round their lower regions and smelt of ****, what a shag that was
well groomed, very clean, nic doggy smell, we are still in contact, dont tell Osca, its a secret, he thinks I go to Tesco