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Funniest joke of the year??

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ReallyReal, Feb 9, 2012.

  1. YeOldeYozzwolde

    YeOldeYozzwolde Active Member

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    It's pornographic according to here, who would have thought it?? <yikes> :police:
     
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  2. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    Never mind that, sort the anarchy in Old Firm Land. It's a ****ing warzone over there.

    I've not been helping the situation but in fairness; I don't care.
     
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  3. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Footage of Venom trying to calm the situation earlier today.

    [video=youtube;XIBeiwfwkmY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XIBeiwfwkmY[/video]
     
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  4. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    I openly admit I'm a **** stirrer, but I in no way take this place as serious as some of the mental patients on here.
     
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  5. Trypsin-1

    Trypsin-1 Active Member

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    I tried my best to help by posting pictures of Jamie 'God Incarnate' Mackie but was ignored for the most part :(
     
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  6. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Who the **** comes up with these awards?

    <doh>
     
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  7. Nazara

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    ****ing awful, whoever picked them.
     
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  8. Glesgabhoy67

    Glesgabhoy67 Well-Known Member

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    "Tasteless"?? ... the bastards ... we put a lot of work in here to develop a friendly environment where all are welcome!!
     
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  9. YeOldeYozzwolde

    YeOldeYozzwolde Active Member

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    How the **** did Alan Carr get an award for best stand up?, the camp unfunny twat.
    I've nothing against poofs, but ffs this bloke only has to appear on the tv and i wanna smash the ****er in the face. <ok>
     
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  10. The Wilde one

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    Who the **** is Jon Richardson?

    As for the others, I've seen funnier corpses.
     
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  11. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    The guy who booked this inappropriately named man to talk about hazardous driving conditions deserves some sort of comedy award.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  12. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    One of the team captains on 8 out of 10 Cats (not Sean Locke).
     
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  13. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?'

    Little Johnny waves his hand, 'Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!'

    Miss Rogers:'All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?'

    Little Johnny says, 'Mas-tur-bate.'

    Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful.'

    Little Johnny says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob".
     
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