100% Cert - Cannot Lose

Mibby you should have given them yer whole cock rather than just the tip

 

How'd you get my picture

 

Ooooo don't you go getting all pissy on me.

No matter how much I like it.

 

Aaaaahhhh, you wanna haggle.


£400 and it's a deal

 

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Was it cold?

 

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I will stake my impeccable reputation, built up over many years of hard work, on Bold Silvano.

If it dosent win I will personally go door to door and refund losses to every man, woman and child.










Terms and conditions apply, I am not responsible for any losses

 

I wish I could say yes but I won't lie

 

Don't you ****ing encourage him by laughing!!!!

 

OK, we'll call it a round £500

 

No deal.

 

**** off and sell yourself elsewhere, this is our betting thread ya ****

 

For the whole cock or just the tip?

 

I was gonny call ye a wee dick there, but realised it might hurt your feelings. So I won't.

 

As much as she wants

Europe's Largest Penis™ and all that

If the lady's payin', I keep goin til the lady's neighin'

 

does tina have balls?

aye 4/7

naw 7/4

place yer bets

 

Am gonny stick a hot crochet hook up your japseye in a minute

 

£700

 

I'm not sure if that's good or bad odds