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Merson prediction

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Munstertoon, Feb 8, 2012.

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  1. Munstertoon

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    I predict that Paul Merson will be getting a lot of taxis, for the next 14 months.:D
     
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    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    Has the drunkard been banned from driving?
     
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  3. MattNUFC

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    Yes! :)

    What a bloody tool!
     
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    Any word of his SkySports job on the line in light of his drink driving conviction
     
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  5. MattNUFC

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    haha, i hope so that man is a fool. :D
     
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  6. Munstertoon

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    Excuse me sir, have you been drinking?

    Just a few sherbets, me old mucker.

    Can you please confirm that this list of predictions, in respect of Newcastle United, in the premiership, for the 2011-2012 season, belongs to you?

    Sure does, ossiffer!

    Paul Merson, I am arresting you on suspiscion of being in control of a mechanically propelled laptop, whilst over the legal alchol limit. Is there anything you wish to say anything in your defence?

    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
     
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    Hope he gets sacked it will make my soccer saturday soooo much better!!
     
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  8. Rafa's Championship Party

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    Yeah he'll get replaced by Robbie Fowler.
     
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  9. DUMFRIESGEORDIE

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    I could live with that.
     
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    Err.... <laugh>
     
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    "Sir, can you get out of the car please?"

    "Nah Officer, I'm to drunk, you get in!"
     
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  14. Agent Bruce

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    Shouldn't have people with drink driving convictions against them working in the spotlight, sends out the wrong messages.

    Besides I can't stand the guy anyway.
     
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    I hate him more than any other pundit including Lawro.
     
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  16. MattNUFC

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    I was kinda hoping for Steve Harper! :D
     
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  17. Agent Bruce

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    The think tank?
     
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    Best thing I heard on twitter today

    'Merson was probably getting drunk in bigger pubs than ours #NUFC'
     
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    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    Oh ****, missed that. How the hell did I manage that <laugh>
     
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  20. Agent Bruce

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    Easy enough to do in the heat of the moment.
     
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