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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Shameless, Feb 8, 2012.

  1. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    Always carry around some lard with you in your pocket, so that if you get your head stuck in railings you'll be able to grease your ears and slide out.

    More top tips this time tomorrow ...
     
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  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Buy a miners hat.........this will save your electric bills.
     
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  3. Hairyhaggis

    Hairyhaggis Well-Known Member

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    Never eat shredded wheat... if you have a gluten allergy.
     
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  4. master-simpson

    master-simpson Well-Known Member

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    too much ****ing makes you hate mags

    Bart
     
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  5. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Don't put a picture of Gail from corrie above your bed..

    It'll make you hate mags...caused by to much ****ing.
     
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  6. CyprusMackem

    CyprusMackem Active Member

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    Rubbish...I hated the Mags long before I was a ****er
     
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  7. Uni_Mackem_MAHons

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    Oven gloves make ideal saddle bags for medium sized dogs
     
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  8. Siddall

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    Ooops, now Syd will have to go out and buy a cowboy outfit...
     
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  9. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    I can see a 'face in the hole' image coming...<whistle>
     
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  10. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    Don't pick your nose and eat it, whilst driving.
    We can still see you!
     
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  11. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Sorry!
     
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  12. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    The last one I saw doing it was a gorgeous brunette, she hooked it out, stared at it then proceeded to munch away. :)
     
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  13. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    you never let us down bart

    class

    not sure about that mind

    leave dogs out of it
     
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  14. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Yip, that was me..<laugh>
     
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  15. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    you think its so wrong to see her eat a boggy but expect her to suck your dick
     
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  16. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    You into Cyber Sex? :emoticon-0115-inlov
     
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  17. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    She was that attractive, she could have done both at the same time marra. :p
     
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  18. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Are we talking about those big silver blokes off Doctor Who?
     
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  19. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    Yeah I'm kinky like that. <ok> :)
     
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  20. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    I was more of a Dalek man myself like: particularly the red ones...:emoticon-0115-inlov
     
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