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  1. Superman wears Grant Holt pyjamas in bed

    Superman wears Grant Holt pyjamas in bed Well-Known Member

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    tony pulis would be coaching rugby

    oh, sorry, he does that now! <doh>

    ok, he'd be a wrestling coach

    oh, for goodness sake... <doh>
     
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  2. canary_max

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    Sir Alex Ferguson would be Jonah

    Steve Kean - a double glazing salesman
     
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  3. tipsycanary

    tipsycanary Well-Known Member

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    Steve Kean would be a hairdresser
     
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  4. Exile

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    Mick McCarthy would be a station announcer/town cryer. "THE TRAIN NOW ARRIVIN' AT PLATFORM ONE..."
     
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  5. royalbarclayfan

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    I´m sure Owen Coyle would be on TV commercials advertising toothpaste.
     
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  6. Superman wears Grant Holt pyjamas in bed

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    eddie howe would be at playschool
     
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  7. tipsycanary

    tipsycanary Well-Known Member

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    Wenger would be a priest running the boys choir
     
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  8. Superman wears Grant Holt pyjamas in bed

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    <doh>

    i completely miss read that! i thought you'd typed ruining........
     
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  9. Exile

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    Woy Hodgson would be minister for education, in charge of the three 'W's'.
     
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  10. tipsycanary

    tipsycanary Well-Known Member

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    Haha maybe more accurate?
     
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    Grant holt would be a horse
     
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  12. canary-dave

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    I went to Bungay Grammar, left in 1964 and have never been back to Bungay!

    What the hell is Chicagos? All I remember was a cinema, a butter cross and the three tuns hotel!
     
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    Harry Rednapp would be in prison for tax fraud.... oh wait a minute
    Colin would be the slightly dodgy overcompetitive sports teacher in a sheffield school for boys with special needs
    Martin Jol - Bond Villain, just needs a white cat and a monacle
    Neil Lennon - Member of the Wealsey clan in the Harry Potter Films

    I've often thought that Mick Mccarthy looks like Mr Burns when he is portrayed as a vampire in the Simpsons although it may just be me.
     
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    Terry Venables....Wig seller.
    Mark Huges.........Miserable bastard.
    Colin ****er.......Question master on University challenge.
    Paul Lambert.......Interpreter.
    Kenny Dalglish.....Head master of a blind school.
    Steve Keane.......A nobody.
    A.V.B................A School boy.
    Fergie...............Optician.
    Martinez........... Politician.
    Owen Coyle...... Catalogue model for shorts.
    Paul Jewell........Binman.

    ILD OTBC
     
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    Dave........!!!!!!!!???????? Bungay.... a historic SUFFOLK market town????
    Are you a closet binner??????

    ILD OTBC
     
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    Barry Fry would be in a pathetic soap about Londoners without washing machines


    Sorry I forgot there is one.
     
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    Paul Sturrock would be a Michelin Man
     
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  18. Norwich stare at the Premiership

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    Roberto Martinez would be an F1 driver.
     
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  19. Norwich stare at the Premiership

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    Steve Kean would be middle management at Tesco's,
    Ferguson would own 'Ferguson and sons motors"
    Wenger would be a GP.
    Martin Jol would own a burger van outside Comet.
     
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  20. johnnywarksmoustache

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    Paul Jewell would be a porn star - Oh wait a minute!
    Alan Pardew would be the "before" in the just for men adverts
    Sam Allardyce would be a champion gurner and Les Dawson tribute act
    Tony Pulis would be a miserable bastard - Oh wait a minute!
    Paul Lambert would be a French language teacher
    Delia would be learning to cook
     
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