Valentines weekend this week

I meant ghost..

 

strangely attractive

 

what girls do you go with that would be so flippin ungrateful? im just hoping for a burger at football

 

I`ll buy you Nandos baby, no expense spared with me....

 

Normally the good looking ones are like this

 

I spent over £100 on a meal 3 years ago, the gf moaned that the mexican food was too spicy for her I was fumin'!

Nandos is over rated!

I take that as a compliment

 

And you have to pay for the whole hour in advance, scam.

 

There's no pleasing some birds. It was the same when I spent loads on perfume, jewellery etc "It wasn't the ones I wanted". ****ing cow

 

The only time a woman is grateful is when they get what they want. (most of the time) I did a few surprises that the ex actually liked. Usually a last resort thing.

 

I've put loads of effort in in the past but I can't be arsed with it anymore so not doing it this time around

A 7p card from Asda will do fine

 

dont be silly, you couldnt pull a good looking one, how would you know?

 

I'm just gonna get a bottle of wine for myself.

 

I am lying in bed, drinking Vodka and watching bbc news ........ Maybe i need a woman?

 

or a job?

 

Day off... Grey goose vodka.....Smooth

 

my handsome friend that keeps me around to make him look even better told me

 

Drinking at this time? I'm Scottish and even I wouldn't do that

 

Fair!

Day drinking is by the far best, but I probably wouldn't lay in bed drinking at this time. More than likely at a pub sitting in the beer garden

 

Yeah I'd maybe do that in the summer but not in February!

 

February is the month for outdoor sexual simulation in Scotland.


...or "frostwanks" to use the local vernacular