Shola

http://www.sabotagetimes.com/footba...ameobi-the-most-frustrating-footballer-alive/

Good article on Shola. I'ts spot on for me

 

I wouldn't say he was inconsistent - he is pretty consistently **** to me.

 

Shola has been one lucky guy. He only turns up for two games every season.

 

Tbh though, in the derby at SOS this season he wasn't great. Would just flog him. He seems a great lad and everything, but if we get into Europe then we should sell him and get another good striker to compete with Ba/Cisse

 

There's no way he will be first choice at SJP. He's always been a Championship player lucky enough to be playing in The Prem.

Hoping better things from Sammy.

 

I used to work with a guy who went to school with him. Said he was crap even then!

 

He must be gutted that we've signed two proper strikers again. Still won't leave though.

 

I don't think he'll leave SJP until they carry him out in a wooden box.

His name is Shola, Shola, and they call him the slowest striker in (The North East)

To the tune of, Ernie, the fastest Milkman in the West.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2fknt_benny-hill-ernie-the-fastest-milkma_music

 

What absolute ****ing morons.

Shola has sat by for lengthy spells, picked up his nice weekly wage and never really been wanted by another club outside of the Championship, and this makes him a loyal servant which he should be commended for?

Give me a break. That Stephen bloke said 'When he comes on he does what needs to be done'. Well, apart from scoring ****ing goals, which is the whole point of him being on the pitch.

Shola Ameobi is a **** striker, and I see absolutely no reason whatsoever why he should be commended for anything.

 

I just want him to get his 50th League goal.

 

Which is why we will not be selling him for at least the next few seasons.

 

I'd laugh my back off if he gets a testimonial out of the club. He still wouldn't score and would probably be injured anyway. Unless the away team are playing in red n white!

 

I think we'd find him strolling around if he were to be playing in his testimonial too..

 

A testimonial for Shola, Newcastle v Sunderland 'legends', Tomi and Sammy to play for us and Carl Cort to jokingly swap shirts with Shola at half time.

All proceeds going to the SBR Foundation. Full house for sure.

 

Alan Shearer, our highest ever scorer, one of our best ever number 9s and the spearhead of our attack for an entire decade, is deserving of a testimonial.

Shola Ameobi, who has managed 49 goals in 252 appearances in 12 years, is not. It's an absolute joke. He's managed 4 goals a season on average for the entire time he's been here. Why is having a really **** striker for a really long time something which warrants a testimonial?

 

He's actually averaged 6 goals per season.

Don't resist the Shola love

 

I'm sure I heard a rumour a couple of months ago he was due one.