Ok, so I knicked this off the Watford board but the@s ome corkers on there, lol. http://www.midfielddynamo.com/players/players_bestnames.htm .
"Argelico ****s Brazilian who carved out a half-decent career for himself as a central defender, but who is always going to be best remembered as the source of one of football's greatest football headlines: "****s off to Benfica", Eurosport's famous description of his transfer from Palmeiras to Benfica."
Not sure about this, but I seem to remember that when Gary Lineker went to play in Japan, he found 'Lineker' in Japanese means 'sh*t' !