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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Diadora Barnes storm

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    Sorry, have to disagree with you there, those boney, veiny hands touching my skin WOULD make me vomit.

    But then I'm sure you could sell your story for a few quid. My mate smashed Billy Piper in a caravan park when they were younger, i'm forever trying to get him to call up the pap's gotta be worth at least £100.
     
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  2. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    Hey , I got back to normal, typical Fergie not having a go at howard webb, the man with the whistle but............. the linesman?
     
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  3. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    Fair enough <laugh> Just Chinese swing it <ok>
     
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  4. Diadora Barnes storm

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    Touche !
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <doh> When will you learn rhinestone boy?
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    What's happened to your 'girlfriend'? <yikes>
     
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  7. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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  8. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    split up a few weeks ago... she found my knives
     
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  9. Whiteside of Red

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    Fixed that for you
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    She's my age Bluff. I'd pump it as well, filthy slut <ok>
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Did she go the way of all flesh - the patio/basement?
     
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  12. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    No a vat of acid.. no room anymore..
     
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  13. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    mandy is a screaming rent boy who sells his ass 'cos he can't even score in a gaybar!
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    What's your acid of choice? That molecular acid that Aliens bleed seems pretty good <ok>
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Shut the fu.k up, you random twat <ok>
     
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  16. Sweats

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    slightly hard to come by though that stuff.. i usually opt of sulphuric..
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Think you might find nitric is faster <ok>
     
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  18. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    swarbs... I just forgot this one but...

    rugby....

    they are unreal for stoppages... every pen or conversion takes a minute, scrums take about 3/4mins to organise etc.

    all in all i think football can quite easitl set clear rules (are there as) as to when the clock stops then wire the ref into a main clock.. let everyone from tv to ground crew take a feed from that and display.

    If the clock in OT ticked down from 90 to 0 how could refs be accused of making up fergie time anymore... It'd work.. the fa and fiaf as per usual are luditites and don't want to give us a damn thing.

    .........................................

    as for sweats making **** up again... <laugh> so... did you de trouser before or after you knocked her out?
     
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  19. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    In the college game over here, you from 0-45 and at 45 it is over, then 45 to 90. Clock stops when Referee makes certain calls ( free kicks, substitutions, etc). You basically know the end is coming up quick!
     
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  20. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    nah! roll 'em in flour & breadcrumbs and bake for 3 hours or until the crust is crispy and golden brown!



    (side salad optional)
     
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