Tunes you would pump your dream girl to.

Shame? really?

 

Most posters on here reckon they are hardcore slagging speed but accuse some fella of making inappropriate advances towards a child and they get very offended.

 

It's ****in' gone.

Oh, there it is.

 

I'd say so, yes.

 

Speed is dead, a rotting corpse with an arse the width of the channel tunnel.

 

What is?

 

Each their own i guess.

 

Yes.

 

Actually, we abuse a wide variety of Geordie dog ****ers.

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I didn't notice it till now, but do i detect a hint of jealousy?

 

What? Tina jealous of not having an arse gaping as wide as the channel tunnel?

 

Yes, I wish I had shagged your rubber doll with my strap on.

Damn you

 

I thought Speedo and Gromit had done a Syd.
Little ****er just didn't load at first, had to refresh page, ok now.

 

Are you ever not on here ? jesus if this place folded you would probably take a rope to yourself.

 

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Thank you Master Bates

 

What'choo say bitch?

 

Thanks for the thread mate . Great to see I have gotten to you

 

So you acknowledge ownership of a strap on, good to know.

By the by tina I was on ekkies last night so i couldn't shoot my load to save myself was infuriatingly brilliant.

 

Hell no, Saints would take the manly way out and shag a woof woof.

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