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IPSWICH Caption Comp Week 2

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  1. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    This weeks caption competition the funniest caption wins and the winner to select the next caption.


    Simon+Clegg+Ipswich+Town+v+Arsenal+Carling+ucQy8oCm187l (3).jpg
     
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    Jewell: "Here, mate, I'll distract Cleggy with my extensive knowledge of football tactics and transfer nous, you get his wallet!"
     
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    wellyblue, Jan 31, 2012
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    Pearce go get your boots!!
     
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    Yeah I know Stuy, this **** is my boss.....he knows less about footy than I do...!
     
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    stuart, simon's just told me we've failed to get another player in because we prefer to spend money on painting our turnstiles. are you gonna nut in him before i do?
     
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    Portmanpaul-:grin:


    I think you may have won.
     
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    The half evil half good two-headed CleggPearce argues the toss over team selection with Paul Jewell. Pearce: "Bowyer's way past his best, give Hyam a chance." Clegg: "Your comments have been noted, however I am spending a lot of money on Lee Bowyer's wages so he starts"
     
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    No Stuart, no jobs here, I am going to suck your eye ball out now
     
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    Pearce: "Have you couple of twats got over the thrashings Lambo's lot gave you last season yet "?
     
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    So have you heard the one about the 2 Irish men and an English man who tried to manage a football club?
     
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    Yes I know they call us dads army but it was actually Pearce from Pompey we were after!
     
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    "do either of you two know anything about the olympics or football?"
     
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    Clegg: "Stuart get on the phone to Lambert and ask him what he'd do in our situation"
     
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    "And then I got bombarded with emails from disgruntled fans from some internet forum. Don't they realise that if I wasn't here they'd have barely any football club at all?"
     
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    "We managed to agree a fee but then he actually wanted us to pay him for playing football, so I told him to get on his bike!"
     
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