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  1. P.T.N

    P.T.N Active Member

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    Married to the Eiffel Tower or something like that.
     
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  2. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    I so understand what they're getting at <whistle>
     
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  3. biggeordiedave

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    What the **** has happened to this place? <wah>
     
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  4. P.T.N

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    This **** actually gets disturbing.

    One woman was 'in love' with the Berlin Wall. <yikes>
     
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    Leave my ma'am out of this <steam>
     
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  6. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Erm...
     
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    I saw a documentary about people who were sexually attracted to cars. Really sexually attracted; as in.. ****ed the car up the exhaust pipe sort of sexually attracted. One guy was even an automobile sexual deviant who was filmed creeping around a parking lot at a car show blowing his load over random cars.
     
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    Yeah I sort of thought that right after typing my car anecdote. I would never have written 'blow his load over a car' until the last week. What the **** disease has taken over here? <laugh>
     
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    TIM planted a seed and then played the waiting game. :(
     
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  10. Schneiderlin's Foxy Face

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    Christ I love this board <laugh>
     
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    The worst part was, I'd already mentioned that guy on the other page <laugh>.
     
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    Yeah, seems that way <yikes>. Hopefully it won't star- ****** yeah those stockings are fu-** t infecting us too much..
     
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    <laugh>!! Hadn't seen it, my apologies.
     
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    Just goes to show what we've all become.

    I'd never used the words "German fetish club sex dungeon" together until last night.
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    I remember watching this years ago. ****ing hilarious.
     
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    And just as I was getting over tooninmanchester's favourited video on dailymotion. :(
     
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    I remember that car thing, there was quite an eerie close up of one of his pubes on his car at one point.:emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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    That's probably what Amnesiac thinks about Sexy Poll.
     
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    <laugh>!!
     
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    At least the car bloke practices safe sex. He always lets the car cool down before he scuttles it, and always wears a condom to protect him from all the dust and dirt in the exhaust pipe.
     
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