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Days of the golden generation coming to an end?

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Chappaz, Jan 30, 2012.

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  1. babablacksheep

    babablacksheep Member

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    I would defo use the one in the bottom right hand corner.

    It appears to be leopard print which would denote danger whilst still maintaing a level of class

    It also has pockets for half bricks which can be lobbed, making it both a long and short range weapon.

    Easy. :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  2. mag la rue

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    Top right comes with the added benefit of a powerful side arm but it could be a bit clumsy.
    I think I'd go for the second row, second from the left. Good strap to brick capacity ratio and you could put that purse to good use as a screw filled stunner. Throw that first and it opens them up to a good swing from the main bag.
     
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    What about third row down, second from the left? Lots of scope with that one. You can fill it with bricks, you can use one of the smaller handles for a bit of control on the swing or one of the larger handles to really go for it? But would it be too heavy to carry due to the amount of bricks you could fit into it? It's a tricky one...
     
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  4. Speedo

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    Bottom row, second from the left. Those clips are going to be ****ing painful, plus it's massive.
     
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  5. mag la rue

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    structural integrity of them clips looks a bit suspect. heavily laden with bricks theres no telling where theyre going to fail. psycho at 12 o clock and your bag could be nailing an old dear exiting the papershop at 4.
     
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    <laugh>.
     
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  7. overseasTOON

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    Bottom right.

    Sure you miss out on overall brickage but with the two side pockets you can fill it with ball bearings.
     
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    Nice
     
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  9. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    2nd row, 4th from left, may be harder to swing but if you connect right they'd be out cold.
     
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    Do you have the ability to execute such a swing though? If you swing and miss...you're screwed!
     
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  11. overseasTOON

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    That's the behemoth of handbags but is only really good for a haymaker, leaving yourself open to a hit from a daintier and more agile bag such as the one in the middle of the bottom row.

    An experienced handbagelist will be able to get a few kidney shots in whilst you are getting prepared for the secondary swing.

    Risky choice.
     
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  12. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    Aye it's a big risk, would depend on the opponent.
     
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  13. mag la rue

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    top centre, is that the best in show of the polished turd category?
    Speaking of which OP, there's no mention of that young Jimmy Bullard. Surely he's a member of the upcoming/outgoing golden generation?
     
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  14. Mod Face

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    One down from the far right, it'd match my going out shoes. <ok>



    and umm... I could use it for a manly purpose, jazz mags and stuff...
     
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  15. Chappaz

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    Stop talking about ****ing hand bags.
     
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    <laugh><laugh>.
     
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    Please, we're not animals! We only want to wear them.
     
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