One big thing I hate about Pardew

I'd be prepared to touch another man's faeces if it meant being able to throw a handful of it at Bano.

 

last night was strange in the way Simpson and others seemed to rather pass it infield than to Ben Arfa.

 

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some good reads on here to be fair chaps

 

Well of course, I forgot you know everything about football and the goings on at our club.

There will be fear in every game, lack of creativity, laziness and sheer ineptness in defence, those factors would never cost us the game, no, it was the fear, our predominantly championship team lost to a championship side because the manager made them scared, not because they were crap.

 

That was definitely a bite! Does anybody else think that was a bite or is it just us two?

 

Ive just forced a beauty out, you can come and fish around my toilet if you wish.

 

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Nope, but I know fear when I see it.

I've been witnessing it from various NUFC teams over the past 20 years.

P.S So now we're full of Championship players. Jesus Christ.....haha

 

Christ, if Liverpool are a top 7 team so are we!

 

The team that we put out yesterday had championship players in key areas.

Simpson: lower premier league at best
Perch: Championship
Williamson: Championship

So that's 75% of our back four accounted for.

Guthrie: lower premier league, been playing well, seemingly reacting to Pardews positive attitude.

Best: Lower premier league/championship
Shola: Should retire. League 1

So that's more than half our team.

To be honest though, I always thought you were some kid, didn't realise you were some fella in his late 30s.

 

Bloody hell.

 

Where you grabbing this from?

there is some morons on here. What am I doing on this sh*thouse? I must be really bored.

 

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You know what I find the most frustrating thing with Pardew? It's that he's taken a team who have literally just returned to the big time, spent next to nothing and we sit in 6th place in the Premier League. What's more frustrating is that we've got one of the players of the season in our ranks and, to cap all this fcking misery off, we've spunked a load of cash on Papiss Cisse, a practically unheard of striker who barely scores more than a goal every other game.

To be honest, the more I think about it, the angrier I get. To think we were 5 minutes away from finishing 8th - yep, disgraceful, pathetic 8th - on our return to the top flight and this season are a miserable 6th behind crap like Arsenal and Chelsea. Our squad is chock full of mediocrity, like Ben Arfa, Cabaye, Tiote, Jonas, Krul and Coloccini. We've got next to no players coming through from the youth scenes - at a push I can name Vuckic, Abeid, Moyo, Airey, Streete, Ferguson, Tavernier, Adjei, Sammeobi and Edmundsson but i'd have to go to Wikipedia to name more than that paltry 10. It's not even as if injuries have blighted us - I mean, the likes of Marveaux and Steven Taylor are barely League One quality.

We play a dour style of football that only saw us pick up a miserly 4 points from the two fixtures against the current champions, and you only have to look at the 2-0 vs Man U as an indication of the drab football we play here. With a truly dreadful scouting system which sees us regularly wasting money on the likes of Tiote or Cabaye, there's very little to be happy about. Even our balance sheet is stupid - it's all well ordered and accountable. This stupid, mis-managed club is posting positive results, for chrissakes.

Not only am I sick of Pards, who should be sacked yesterday, but I'm so disillusioned with everything I've a good mind to top myself. And to think, the media have the temerity, the downright bare-faced cheek, to call Newcastle fans fickle.

 

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Very good

 

What you seem to miss and other unbearable assholes on this site, is that I am talking about Alan Pardew's negative mentality regarding specific important things....like a easy winnable cup tie lost because of lifeless fear and then blames it on not having Demba Ba?!!....like not playing a player like HBA for one like Obertan because he focussed on the things he doesn't do rather than what he does.

Everything you sarcastically say about out LEAGUE season I agree with. You cant take the smile off my face reagrding our LEAGUE campaign..........but that has nothing to do with the horsesh*t cup 'challenge'

Once again, a not606 member decides to go smart-ass and sarcastic....telling me things I already know.

Have I criticised our season?!!!!!!!!! Have I?!!

So why are people insisting on telling me about it and justifying that sh*thouse performance with it.

Only losers talk like you lot. You accept bollocks, due to past 'achievements'. We're 6th so that means we're aloud to throw the FA Cup campaign down the toilet.......losers.

 

I got to ask - what the **** does "allowed to throw the FA Cup campaign" mean?? We lost a game where the opposition had no shots on target, I don't think Pardew just gave up the match! I'm pretty sure...no, wait...I'm ABSOLUTELY sure Pardew wanted to win the cup and we went to a difficult ground and controlled the game. If you want to write something on here expressing how sick you are of Leon Best, then you'll get no complaint from me. The fcking clown missed a hattrick. And what Simpson was doing toe-poking at the 'keeper from that magnificent Ben Arfa pass is beyond me. If Simpson hadn't been pointlessly booked, Buckley would never have got near the goal. But how any of that is Pards' fault is absolutely beyond me.

Pards has every right to say we didn't win because Ba wasn't there. Because the fact is we didn't win because Leon Best WAS there. But it cannot be his fault that a team who have only just returned to top flight football, and at the right end of that league for a change, don't have better players than Leon Best as 4th choice CF. No-one around us has a better 4th choice CF than Leon Best, except Man City. And the guy scored a more difficult chance than any of the 3 on Saturday the previous week.

It was "one of those days". Sounds terrible, but its true. I have to refer to the league, because you claim Pards is too negative in trying to beat Brighton - I saw a team committed to closing down all day against Brighton, where we looked like the home side having an off day. It was a sham of a victory - if it was boxing, we would have won on points by unanimous decision if it wasn't for the lucky fcking punch our opponent threw. And where we are in the league is a bigger testament to NUFC and Alan Pardew than going out of the cup one round before we would have done anyway.