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Flirt definition from OED;

 

What level of girl are you going for here? What are your standards like?

 

Flirting means 'to tease', 'pretend courtship' or 'act amorously without serious intentions'. You might flirt with a girl you have noticed and she may flirt back, but there is literally no point in flirting with somebody when both of you are already in love with eachother and the sentiments are all out in the open. It would be incredibly weird.

 

Go for drunk girls on a night out. One at the same level of drunkness as you otherwise it's rape I think. Not even joking it's easy as peas.

 

In the looks department, my standards aren't very high to be honest.

But to be honest, I don't have a this thing in my head like a lot of people that would put girls into categories. Like "Ugly", "Average" and "Hot". I'm not like that.

I either find a girl attractive, or I don't, she could be thin, fat, small or tall, it just depends on the girl.

But what I've found is that all the girls I've really fancied, I didn't fancy them in the beginning but when we started talking more and flirted a bit, I was 10x more attracted to them, despite the fact that I found some of them unattractive at first site.

So I don't really have high standards in terms of looks, I can turn a blind eye to certain things really If I like her that much.

 

I would still flirt with a girl I loved though, of course I'd be a bit more serious more of the time I think, but It's something I think I'd always do with a girl, just for fun.

 

Why though?! It wouldn't add anything to the relationship, you'd end up repeating yourself which becomes tedious.

 

That wouldn't be flirting though.

 

I seriously don't think I'm on the same wave length as you lot here.

I don't mean I'd just repeat pick up lines to a girl I'd loved for years, I mean I'd still talk sexy and stuff like that.

 

I don't want to sound harsh here, but it's not that we're not on the same wavelength, I just think we're more experienced in this situation.

 

Nicely put.

Good attitude to have though .

 

Ok then, well I obviously confused some people here.

And no you're not being harsh, you're right.

 

Once in a relationship that isn't classed as flirting, as you aren't pretending to have an intimacy which isn't there in reality.

 

This exactly.

 

I actually feel really bad for saying that. You know I don't mean it nastily right?

 

Well. Last nights, and todays comments have only made one thing clear to me.

Tash's Dash for Gash night out. MUST go ahead.

Never fear Tash. We'll have you in some sort of bush my the end of the night.

 

** Ominous silence **

 

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I stand by my suggestion to join a band. You're onto a winner then.

 

Unless the band's really ****.