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No one's giving me sympathy mate, I just hope no one goes and puts my details on a dating site or something like that.

I don't like loads of people viewing my pic.

 

Alright then advice, I haven't got a clue when it comes to chatting females up .

 

But you've been single for a while, surely you mean the opposite?

 

I'm confident enough to do it, but not many women want to do it with me.

Only 3 have flirted back, 2 did it but already had boyfriends and just wanted a laugh, the other seemed to like it but eventually we just lost touch.

I haven't flirted with a female in real life in ****ing 14 months, quite sad.

 

I had a good little flirt with a lass today at work! Feels great when it goes to plan.

What you need to do Tash, is just flirt with randomers

 

Ask her if she wants to go halfers on a bastard. Works every time.

 

I have literally never flirted with anybody. I would want to stab myself in the face if I ever did.

 

No I don't.

 

So, you're just naturally charming?

 

This.

 

"How much does a Polar Bear weigh?"
"Enough to break the ice...."

Try that Tash

 

"You don't sweat much for a fat ****."

 

You must be rolling in the pussy....

 

This.

 

Skalpel prefers hypnotism.

 

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Pretty much the exact opposite. People are generally worthless cockroaches so I have a switch that allows me to remain polite and amiable without having to hear them talk to me for more time than is necessary .

 

What? I thought you had a girlfriend?

You're telling me you don't ever flirt with your girlfriend?

 

Or you could use
"Is your Dad ******ed? Because you're special."

 

So that restricts your options to your friends who are girls might as well go celibate. You've got to flirt with friends of friends etc, you don't actually have to go any where. It's just like banter with tits.