Guilty Secrets

I'm only here to spy on members for a 'full disclosure' company.

 

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I am on me 3rd can of Stella and 2nd pack of Golden Wonder Transform a Snack Pickled Onion crisps. Is that one?

 

Aye thats one

Ffs you are starting early

 

BUt surely it stops being a guilty secret when you tell all these ****s about it

 

i sell lumps of turf to unsuspecting teenagers thinking its pure daycent moroccan hash

 

I like to eat, "After Eights", at half past seven.

 

Baldrick get ya thread in order man, I am the only one taking these "guilty secrets" seriously!

 

Sometimes I **** the bed and blame it on the dog.


(I don't have a dog)

 

I sometimes take 11 items to the '10 items or less' checkout.

 

That's Cork for you.

 

People like you don't deserve to live.
String 'em all up I say.

 

I'll tell you who should be strung up: those women (and it's always a woman) who daydream while their stuff is being rung up, then seem amazed when the checkout girl asks them to pay. They then get flustered and spend 5 minutes looking for their purse.

 

I farted during Sunday mass and blamed it on my son, gave him the look of disgust.

 

I would have thought that going to "Sunday Mass" would have been a guilty secret in itself?

 

Only to bigots.

 

Hence I said, " 'I' would have thought".

 

swift sidestep by monaco

 

Monaco is the biggest bigot on here

 

**** me baldrick, I already kind of said that, try to keep up!