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Great lines from Comedy

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  1. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    Beard seller-Beard madam ?
    Woman carrying donkey-I can't go to no stoning,he's not well again !
     
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  2. bum_chinned_crab

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    Not true - he said he'd do that but he didnt.
     
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    The inscription on the grave is in Gaelic, it reads "I told you I was ill".

    His family went to court to have his last request accepted by the church.
     
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  4. Jezz511

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    almost every line from 'snatch' is comedy gold.
     
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  5. Geo's Ice Cream Van

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    Alan Partridge - "I'm leaving you, you cow"
     
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  6. bum_chinned_crab

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    yeah, so it didnt say that.
     
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  7. originallambrettaman

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    Of course it says it, it just says it in Gaelic instead of English, but it still says it.

    If I say 'Je vais au pub', it still means I'm going to the pub, I just happen to be saying it in French.
     
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  8. Kempton

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    Ha ! Cheers Olm <ok>
     
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    Partridge, South Park, Family Guy, Blackadder, so many good ones out there.
     
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  10. DJBlackandamberarmy(No4)

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  11. DJBlackandamberarmy(No4)

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    from mock the week, probably dont need to say which person - lines your unlikely to hear on a tv show..

    "dear points of view, after watching queer eye for the straight guy, i thought if i had gay friends, they would give me fashion tips and good style advice, but instead, they ****ed me.
     
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  12. StrovolosTiger

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    [video=youtube;eZYFI5UEoGI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZYFI5UEoGI[/video]
     
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    I really don't see that at all.
     
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    Let's start again.

    Duirt me leat go raibh me breoite. Spike Milligan's gravestone.

    <laugh>
     
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  15. DJBlackandamberarmy(No4)

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    she could be my ideal woman, the perfect combination of beauty and low self esteem..


    mark-peep show
     
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  16. Kempton

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    What's that from ? I know it but i can't nail it.
     
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    Golaccio, the room with a view is one of my all time faves!
    Another one that makes me chuckle is from Monty Python, "
    Hes not the Messiah, hes a very naughty boy, and he is going to bed without any supper, now go away!"
     
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    Animal House
     
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  19. DJBlackandamberarmy(No4)

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    come along rodney, your travelling with the groovy gang..

    cracks me up every time <laugh>
     
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  20. Qatartiger Cambridgetiger

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    Already put the longer version up earlier Strovolos !!!

    <cheers>
     
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