Bates,s swap shop

ATTENTION all you managers this is the despot of LEEDS uNITED .Today and for the next 5 days we are going to almost give away some of our star players.All monies will go into Simons Pot at my bank on Monaco
Please ensure that all cheques are made out to Norman Bates and must be in $
1 BeN PARKER SORRY THATS ALREADY BEEN TAKEN UP thats how fast these bargains are going out
2. Paul CONNOLLY vastky experienced full back yours to swapo loan or keep $200k
3A OBrien premiership player available at a knocked down price $100k
4 Bruce sorry almost taken so you must hurray $100k
5. Nunez vastly experienced international $300k
6 Sam very tricky winger yours for $300k
7 Paynter big bustling centre forward buy $300kloan or swap
8 Bromby can play anywhere in defence knock down price $200k
As you all know we are not a selling club but if there is anything you fancy not on our list we can always arrange something for the good of the club .Everybody knows I,m the most honest business man I know
This is the level I feel this club as come to what do you think am I wrong

 

I have a signed Romario top and 50p for paynter will be sending him to west ham..............................

 

We can,t sell to one of our rivals even though the offer is a real no brainer and we would be foolish to turn it down must tell the morons on my radio what a mouth watering offer I have turned down

 

caps lock ****ed again?

 

yep

 

you forgot rachubka

 

Easily done Josh

 

Leeds have got some **** players - who signed all of those?

 

if all them players above are gone by the end of the week id be really happy.

they are all dog cock

 

Dog cock haha Jud

 

You can put 'festering' in front of that as well if you prefer?

 

Anyone thought of putting that lot on Freecycle? Someone could get some use out of them.

 

Im sure the Caps lock thing is something to do with this site not to do with Leeds60

 

YWBK no I know I,M AS GOOD AS OUR ,ARRY at typing and Yes I don,t have a mobile nor do I know how to send a text!