Frenchman: Ah Bonjour, monsieur! Blackadder: Sod off!! Baldrick: "they seek him here, they seek him there, Those frenchies seek him everywhere, Is he in heaven, Is he in hell" Blackadder: "what is that revolting garlic smell?"
Why we all need sky cake [video=youtube;YeFrWe1zk4g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=YeFrWe1zk4g[/video]
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
Peasent to King Arthur in the Holy Grail: "Strange women lying around in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government."
Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch. King Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off. Black Knight: No it isn't. King Arthur: What's that, then? Black Knight: [after a pause] I've had worse. King Arthur: You liar. Black Knight: Come on ya pansy.
Morecambe and Wise.... In the bedroom When the Ambulance or Police car goes past ... Eric says he won't sell many Ice Creams at that speed !!!!! It's near the end of the clip but it's all worth a viewing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Daz9fFrL-Y
A few South Park lines shamelessly nicked from another site: Cartman - G.I.N.G.E.Rs don't have souls so they can't be pirates. Cartman: The rest of you go get the goods on Stan. His mom grounded him once for setting something on fire. Let's find out what that something was and then lie and say it was a puppy. Cartman: Oh, Kyle, you just made a huge withdrawal at the First Bank of Lies. Cartman: Butters, remind me to cut your balls off later. Satan: Saddam. But... I killed you. Saddam Hussein: Well where was I supposed to go, Detroit? Newscaster Ned: If irony was made of strawberries, we'd all be drinking a lot of smoothies right now. Butters: I don't want to do it if it hurts or if it makes you get all sticky. Clyde: "You know why girls wear make-up and perfume? Cause they're ugly and they stink."
[video=youtube;tcliR8kAbzc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcliR8kAbzc[/video] Blackadder the Third Blackadder on actors Mrs Miggins: What would you know being only a Butler? Blackadder: Some people say verbal insults are more hurtful than physical pain, they are course wrong, as you'll see when i stick this toasting fork in your head. When talking about excluding the Prince off the honours list and the Dunny on the Wald By-election Pitt the Younger: I'm going to put up my younger brother as a candidate against you Blackadder: Which Pitt would this be? Pitt the Toddler? Pitt the embryo? Pitt the glint in the milkman's eye?
Actually, you're right, I cocked that up(though they do sound better if you do them in a Tommy Cooper voice)
It were hard to accept I were boring. Especially with my interest in rain fall. That's the blackest black pudding I've ever seen! Even the white bits are black! Ripping Yarns-Boring Eric Olthwaite.
Now be totally honest. You do have a boyfriend don't you. Marie: Kind of Navin R. Johnson: I know this is our first date but do you think the next time you make love to your boyfriend you could think of me? Marie: Well I haven't made love to him yet. Navin R. Johnson: That's too bad. Do you think its possible that someday you could make love with me and think of him? Marie: Who knows maybe you and he could make love and you could think of me. Navin R. Johnson: I'd be happy to be in there somewhere. I will need two pieces of identification. Navin R. Johnson: Ah yes. I have my temporary driver's license - and - my astronaut application form... I didn't pass that though, I failed everything but the date of birth. Navin, it's your birthday, and it's time you knew. You're not our natural-born child. Navin R. Johnson: I'm not? You mean I'm gonna STAY this color? The Jerk Steve Martin.
From Withnail and I: Danny: I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight. and after Withnail drinks Marwoodâs lighter fuel: Withnail: Have we got any more? [Marwood shakes his head] Withnail: Liar. What's in your toolbox? Marwood: No, we have nothing. Sit down. Withnail: Liar. You've got antifreeze. Marwood: You bloody fool, you should never mix your drinks!
Father Ted is brilliant, the best one is where he offends his Chinese neighbours with an accidental Hitler impersonation and gives the slideshow as an apology: 'The Chinese. A great bunch of lads!'
The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr Brain has long since departed hasn't he Percy? (Blackadder) Personally I though you were the least convincing female impressionist since Tarzan went through Jane's handbag and ate her lipstick. (Blackadder) Oh god what was I drinking last night? My head feels like there's a Frenchman living inside it! (Blackadder) Blackadder, you are head of operation winkle. Darling, you are a complete arse! (General Melchett) So Lord Whiteadder, a vow of silence, that's a very interesting thing. Tell me about it (Lord Percy) Don't you think Brutus would be a bit miffed when he found out he didn't kill Ceaser, just some poxy actor called Kemp. (Prince George) Baldrick, go forth into the streets and let it be known that Lord Blackadder wishes to sell his house. Percy, just go forth into the street (Blackadder)
See,i told you i was ill. Spike Milligans gravestone. Nurse- Oh Mrs Connoly your lads been hit by a bus,he's in a very bad way im afraid he might not make it. And by the way,his underwear is a ****ing disgrace !
Oh the meek ! Oh i am glad they're getting something,they've had a hell of a time of it ! Life of Brian.
