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Off Topic NSFW. Advice about women...

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Heavy Metal Toon, Mar 6, 2011.

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  1. wheelski

    wheelski Member

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    roses are red, so is red glitter
    im sick of vadge, lets lube up your ****ter
     
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    wheelski, Mar 8, 2011
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    What a cracking thread, just been through all of the posts. I'm gutted I've been away the past few days.

    Anyway, my personal favourite line is: "Do you work in Subway? Because you've just given me a foot-long"

    Oh and seeing as we're on the subject of women...

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    Tomski, Mar 8, 2011
  3. beardface

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    Tash, if she says no, you know what to do....



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    beardface, Mar 8, 2011
  4. Arfa's Left Foot

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    If I could rep that I would <laugh>
     
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  5. Agent Bruce

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    Woman is the root of problems, money is the root of all evil.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Mar 8, 2011
  6. NobleGeordie

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    Roses are red
    Flowers are for gays
    Tiote says bend over
    So do what he says
     
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    NobleGeordie, Mar 8, 2011

  7. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    Not about sex but my personal favourite:


    "Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Some poems rhyme
    But this one doesn't"
     
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    Hatem Is A Geordie, Mar 8, 2011
  8. Son of a pitch

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    <laugh>
     
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    Son of a pitch, Mar 9, 2011
  9. Agent Bruce

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    Tiote doesn't do gays, but if he did they'd stay done and never walk again.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Mar 9, 2011
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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh> This thread has had me in stitches! Had some very funny looks at work!
    Mainly thanks to Steviemac14's 'fiver' trick. Getting used, sounds fool proof!

    Tash, get on here and let us know which one worked. Haven't seen anyone recommend Sid's No. 1 chat up line yet!

     
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    Wein14, Mar 9, 2011
  11. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Looks like somebody has been giving you one on another thread further down the page.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Mar 9, 2011
  12. Wein14

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    You what?
     
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    Wein14, Mar 9, 2011
  13. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Can I have some Rape? <<< Check this thread out.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Mar 9, 2011
  14. Wein14

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    <laugh> Nice!
     
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    Wein14, Mar 9, 2011
  15. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    I don't know, I haven't tried it!
     
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    Agent Bruce, Mar 9, 2011
  16. Wein14

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    :emoticon-0120-doh:

    Well neither have I...
     
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    Wein14, Mar 9, 2011
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    We gots the photo! You've got til midnight tonight to pay us 30'000 rupees or it goes on the mackems board!
     
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    Aldridge_Prior, Mar 9, 2011
  18. Wein14

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    :emoticon-0138-think Erm... That guy has green hair, mines black & blue :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    Wein14, Mar 9, 2011
  19. Shearer Cort Given Dyer Speed

    Shearer Cort Given Dyer Speed Member

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    Tash,

    Ask her if she wants to play Mammys and Daddys.

    If she says yes and tries to be clever by wanting to play the part of Daddy..............




















    Tell her to suck Mammy's cock
     
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    Shearer Cort Given Dyer Speed, Mar 9, 2011
  20. Aldridge_Prior

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    Clutching at straws now son, you've been rumbled!..........


















    ..... you bumder.
     
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    Aldridge_Prior, Mar 9, 2011
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